The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

logophile · Feb 6, 2005

carsonshepherd said:
Which?

"By the time I let you loose," I whisper, "You're gonna be so fucked out you won't be able to do anything to me but roll over and let me fuck you again."

Be still my throbbing pus... :cattail:

Oops! I meant to say...

Be still my beating heart. :heart:

carsonshepherd · Feb 6, 2005

Mermaid said:
It's been over a month for me. I'd prefer it several times a week.

"Words all fail the magic prize
There's nothin' I can say when I'm in your thighs"

Here in your bedroom ounce for ounce...

And keep in mind folks, I HAVE a piece of ass just in the next room. He just happens to be snoring!

PS: Logophile, baby: :catroar:

logophile · Feb 6, 2005

carsonshepherd said:
Here in your bedroom ounce for ounce...

And keep in mind folks, I HAVE a piece of ass just in the next room. He just happens to be snoring!

PS: Logophile, baby:

Have I ever mentioned that I adore you?

carsonshepherd · Feb 6, 2005

minsue said:
You're conspiring with Carson to drive me mad, aren't you?

Oh.... *sigh* Min, why do you make it so easy? It takes all the fun out of torturing you!

PS: Logophile, are you ovulating again?

Celtic Princess · Feb 6, 2005

carsonshepherd said:
Here in your bedroom ounce for ounce...

And keep in mind folks, I HAVE a piece of ass just in the next room. He just happens to be snoring!

PS: Logophile, baby:

I think you need to wake up early tomorrow and take care of this. Also, you should get in at least one orgasm for each regularly posting person on this thread. It's only fair.

logophile · Feb 6, 2005

carsonshepherd said:
PS: Logophile, are you ovulating again?

I finally fucking ovulated yesterday around 4:30 in the afternoon. Man, this has been a rough cycle. I'm coming down off the hormones, slowly but surely.

Anybody have any chocolate?

carsonshepherd · Feb 6, 2005

Celtic Princess said:
I think you need to wake up early tomorrow and take care of this. Also, you should get in at least one orgasm for each regularly posting person on this thread. It's only fair.

You're right but you know I can't get up THAT damn early

That's just not human!

LOGOPHILE:

minsue · Feb 6, 2005

carsonshepherd said:
Oh.... *sigh* Min, why do you make it so easy? It takes all the fun out of torturing you!

Yes, and that amuses me.

But I'll see your words to memorize and raise you a:

Adjectives on the typewriter,
he moves his words like a prize fighter

If you know that one, I'll love you forever :kiss:

Liar · Feb 6, 2005

carsonshepherd said:
And keep in mind folks, I HAVE a piece of ass just in the next room. He just happens to be snoring!

You know, if you jump him, I'll bet he stops snoring.

minsue · Feb 6, 2005

Liar said:
You know, if you jump him, I'll bet he stops snoring.

Celtic Princess · Feb 6, 2005

carsonshepherd said:
You're right but you know I can't get up THAT damn early That's just not human!

LOGOPHILE:

You know, you can get up early, get laid, and go back to bed.

*passes godiva to logophile*

carsonshepherd · Feb 6, 2005

Liar said:
You know, if you jump him, I'll bet he stops snoring.

But first I'd have to go take a shower... *whine*

Liar · Feb 6, 2005

minsue said:
Yes, and that amuses me.

But I'll see your words to memorize and raise you a:

Adjectives on the typewriter,
he moves his words like a prize fighter

If you know that one, I'll love you forever

Shadow Stabbing, baby.

logophile · Feb 6, 2005

Celtic Princess said:
*passes godiva to logophile*

Oh, princess, thank you! :kiss:

Got any Doritos to go with them?

minsue · Feb 6, 2005

carsonshepherd said:
But first I'd have to go take a shower... *whine*

Pathetic

(not that I'm not that pathetic myself....

)

logophile · Feb 6, 2005

carsonshepherd said:
But first I'd have to go take a shower... *whine*

Why?

Liar · Feb 6, 2005

carsonshepherd said:
But first I'd have to go take a shower... *whine*

You sympathy whore.

minsue · Feb 6, 2005

Liar said:
Shadow Stabbing, baby.

I knew you'd get that one. :heart:

carsonshepherd · Feb 6, 2005

Liar said:
Shadow Stabbing, baby.

I had no clue, but I know Mins will love me anyway, won't you widdle bunny-wunnykins?

Celtic Princess · Feb 6, 2005

logophile said:
Oh, princess, thank you!

Got any Doritos to go with them?

Baked or regular?

Cheese or cool ranch?

Want hershey's kisses too?

I am well prepaired.

Also, I have the makings for a chocolate martini if you want to double indulge.

carsonshepherd · Feb 6, 2005

logophile said:
Why?

Because I stink. And not in a sexy, man-sweat kinda way. More like a "I've been sitting around the house in my jammies for 3 days because I had oral surgery" kinda way. Yuck.

Okay... I guess I'll go take that shower now because that even grossed ME out.

minsue · Feb 6, 2005

carsonshepherd said:
I had no clue, but I know Mins will love me anyway, won't you widdle bunny-wunnykins?

Merciless!

logophile · Feb 6, 2005

Celtic Princess said:
Baked or regular?

Cheese or cool ranch?

Want hershey's kisses too?

I am well prepaired.

Also, I have the makings for a chocolate martini if you want to double indulge.

Have I ever mentioned that I adore you, too?

By the way, I was thinking of you the other day while I was doing a little henna at a retreat. I got to do a great big spiral-y thing on the belly of a woman who is trying to get pregnant.

She was hot too. :devil:

I'll the regular Cool Ranch and a chocolate martini. Are you pouring?

logophile · Feb 6, 2005

carsonshepherd said:
Because I stink. And not in a sexy, man-sweat kinda way. More like a "I've been sitting around the house in my jammies for 3 days because I had oral surgery" kinda way. Yuck.

Okay... I guess I'll go take that shower now because that even grossed ME out.

Are you healing well? :rose:

carsonshepherd · Feb 6, 2005

logophile said:
Are you healing well?

Yes thanks. Sadly, I no longer have need for the Vicodin. Pity. It was such fun!

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