The trouble with toilet paper

Ricky_Champagne said:

A roommate of mine asked, "why do you buy the expensive kind, its' just getting poop on it then you flush it".

I replied, "you can use the cheap thin stuff on your ass. I'll use what I like."

Pretty sure, to this day he buys Cottonelle.

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I had a similar conversation. I mentioned that I had picked up kitchen trash bags already.

He says, "Did you get the good kind?"

I said, "I got the kind that are good enough to throw away."

Dunno what his issue is, I consistently am the one to take out the trash and the only one to clean the can when and if it needs it.