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Old 11-26-2017, 02:07 PM   #626
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Hey hey! I just caught a slow boat to China. It's one of those container carriers making a return run. Hope nobody checks my container.
Are you taking a pet? Might be needed as a backup food supply. Bon voyage!
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Old 11-26-2017, 02:44 PM   #627
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Are you taking a pet? Might use up your air supply, just sayin. Bon voyage!
Good point. Sorry Fluffy. *splash*
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Old 11-26-2017, 02:52 PM   #628
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There are hard, cold choices one sometimes has to make in life.
Unless your pet is a Black Angus. Those creatures are both vile and tasty.
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Old 11-26-2017, 03:18 PM   #629
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Wait! Let's not be hasty, unless you're talking about Ren and Stimpy. Those creatures are both vile.
Off with their heads!
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Old 11-26-2017, 03:34 PM   #630
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Off with his head!
Ouch! At this particular moment, that was kind of a buzz kill.
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Old 11-26-2017, 03:41 PM   #631
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Ouch! You are SUCH a buzz kill.
Hey, everybody's gotta have a mission in life.
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Old 11-26-2017, 03:56 PM   #632
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Hey, everybody's gotta have a purpose in life.
At the moment, mine is a sad and solitary one. Unless you're one of the blondes from my office or the cute black woman from the grocery store next door, please don't distract me. I have an important decision to make before I can proceed.
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Old 11-26-2017, 04:04 PM   #633
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I have an important decision to make before I can proceed.
Oh, please, why leave anyone out? Though, I confess, I tend toward making the choice myself before . . . ahem . . . proceeding.
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Old 11-26-2017, 04:09 PM   #634
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Why leave anyone out?
Lack of imagination, I suppose--takes too much concentration to manage more that two at a time.
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Old 11-26-2017, 04:28 PM   #635
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I suppose evolution--takes too much concentration to manage more than two at a time.
Well, I suppose that's as credible theory as any about why humans have two arms.
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Old 11-26-2017, 04:45 PM   #636
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Well, I'm thinking about credible evolutionary theories.
But all mammals and reptiles have four limbs. I'm pretty sure what I'm contemplating evolved much later. Like, after boobs were invented. :-)
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Old 11-26-2017, 05:33 PM   #637
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I just wouldn't want to have been alive until boobs were invented. :-)
Yeah, that would have made it difficult to feed babies.
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Old 11-26-2017, 05:53 PM   #638
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Lack of nipples and mammary glands would have made it hard to feed babies.
But, so one theory goes, it was the evolution of actual boobs (unique among primates) that tempted males to (occasionally) stop rutting females from behind, flip them over, make eye contact, and begin to form a relationship. Could be bullshit, but it kinda makes sense.
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Old 11-26-2017, 06:11 PM   #639
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Eye contact is necessary to form a relationship? Could be bullshit, but it kinda makes sense.
Well? What about for blind people?
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Old 11-26-2017, 06:28 PM   #640
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Well? What about men who couldn't see ass or tits?
Well, not to sound cruel, but I doubt back in those days many of them reached the age to care. Evolution is a bitch. Although it did give women multiple orgasms. So there is that.
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Women having multiple orgasms is a myth. So there.
I wouldn't know, but just because you can't prove it by me doesn't mean it isn't real.
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Old 11-26-2017, 08:27 PM   #642
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I wouldn't know, but just because it doesn't bark doesn't mean it isn't a seal.
Pinnipeds have their own subcultures. Be glad it isn't a walrus. Goo-goo g-joob.
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Old 11-26-2017, 08:41 PM   #643
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I you too. I love multi-cultural orgies too.
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Hrm . .. . have they started a porn channel?
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Old 11-26-2017, 08:45 PM   #645
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You're evil.
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You're delightfully evil!
Why, thank you, dear. Was it the cackle or the wart on my nose that gave me away?
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Old 11-26-2017, 09:05 PM   #647
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Why, thank you, master. Was it the slave tats or the dog collar that gave me away?
Only your general attitude of anxious compliance and attention to detail, like a Marvel Comics letterer.
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Old 11-26-2017, 09:15 PM   #648
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Only you will do for me, you're marvellous.
Dude I'm simply not that into you, but thanks.
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Old 11-26-2017, 09:20 PM   #649
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I hate to be the one to tell you, but he's just not that into you.
I suppose it's better to know now than later.
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Old 11-26-2017, 09:36 PM   #650
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I suppose it's better to assume she's not into you now than know it when she's, oh, maybe 25?
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