MagicaPractica
Alchemist
- Joined
- Oct 25, 2004
- Posts
- 20,069
Fuck! That cup is hot, give it to me!
Um, I think you might just be addicted to . . . that . . .hot . . . .aromatic . . . oh,hell! Pour me a cup too.
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Fuck! That cup is hot, give it to me!
Um, I think you might just be addicted to . . . that . . .hot . . . .amnesiac . . . oh, hell! Pour him a cup too.
Sometimes you can only cure your patients by killing your patients.
Sometimes you can only curse your patients by having sex with your patients.
Let's get fucked up Doctor Liz!
I heard you were better than Cirque du Soleil in bed.
I hate you so much.
Shit, all I said was "would you like Liz Vegas with that?"
That's my cousin, Liz, you're talking about!
There's stinky, and then there's Loquere!
Hey! I said not in my ass. That isn't cool until we know each other better!
I always do anal on the first date.
Get it up!
Where's the rush? At least give me some KY!
Sorry. Got a little excited. I've never been to Kentucky before.
Traveling and Fleeting new people is one of the great rewards in life.
Rick was in shock when that chick wrenched his cock.
Wow, he must be really, really fictional!
AHH!!!!!!!DIE!!!!!!ASSHOLE!!!!!
Please put down the Machiatto MP! It's time to go to sleep!
No more playing around, please go to sleep.
Hey! Mop it up; that's too, too much all over my face...
It must be sad to know that the only reason you have a job is because you share the last name with your boss.
That is NOT why Daddy displayed my orifice at the mall!
He was! He kept teasing them! He kept taunting them, showing them his package, but none of the women was given a taste.
What a nice man!