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Old Yesterday, 12:14 AM   #1
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Today, I did Al., Ga., & Fla. a big favor.

I asked God for rain because of the drought in the S.E. U.S..

By Memorial day, there could be some flooding. Blame it on God.

A week after the floods Ga will be bitching another drought. That's God's fault too.

Fuckers in the S.E. U.S. have no freaking clue how to conserve water. That must God's fault too.
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I thought they had cement swimming ponds everywhere...

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You must pray to the right rain gods & goddesses or disaster ensues. Other gods & goddesses too. Don't mess with Pele or she'll smother you in lava. Don't neglect Tlaloc, Cojico, Akdzin, Chaac, Tohil, Tó Neinilii, or the Chicchan, not in hurricane country. They shall not be mocked.
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Today I prayed the OP would get AIDS from his dog.
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Old Yesterday, 07:51 AM   #5
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Today I prayed the OP would get AIDS from his dog.
Poor doggy...
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