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Am I the only one who is always surprised at how fast things fall in the gutter around here?
 
PrettyLilPussy19 said:
Am I the only one who is always surprised at how fast things fall in the gutter around here?
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Are you not a fan of the blue waffle? It's the texture, innit?

But I agree, these other fuckers have zero class. They probably put their forks on the right and their knives on the left side of their plates. Feral fuckers for sure.
 
Am I the only one that finally knows better than to google things from here?

Am I the only one that thinks tax return time should mean new toys?
 
Am I the only one who feels a sense of victory having exposed people to the Blue Waffle?
 
Am I the only one who thinks it’s okay to eat with the fork in your right hand and the knife in your left?
 
Apisto42 said:
I wouldn’t dream of it. That’d be a fucking nightmare of epic proportions. What would be next? Cats and dogs living together?
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Thank you for understanding. It is really an epidemic. I really try to take on causes that are near and dear to my heart. I'll probably tackle the issue of brown shoes and black belts next.

Am I the only one who is this much of a philanthropist?
 
Lord Pmann said:
Thank you for understanding. It is really an epidemic. I really try to take on causes that are near and dear to my heart. I'll probably tackle the issue of brown shoes and black belts next.

Am I the only one who is this much of a philanthropist?
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AITO1 who thinks that LordP should be given medals and honors for his philanthropic work educating the masses and holding back the outbreak of feral dogs?

Edit: plp, you might want to fix that grammar typo before our friendly local philanthropist corrects it for you.
 
PrettyLilPussy19 said:
Um... me?
Hi. Nice to meet you. Saint PLP. Stick around and I'll learn you a thing or two. ;)
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The fuck? What philanthropy are you doing? Hungry kids? Skinny puppies? Ugly babies? I doubt you're doing the Lord's work like I am. There are people out there right now setting their tables like they're part of Honey Boo Boo's family. And every fifteen seconds, an accountant puts on black shoes and a brown belt. Who is doing anything about this? No one. But me.
 
Am I the only one who stubs their toe on the shopping trolley wheel every, single, time?
 
TANSTAAFL58 said:
Am I the only one who thinks this^^^^ should be am AmPics thread?

Am I the only one who thinks that "Twatwaffle" may be the most cromulent word of all time? (Or, is that just because its my job to fight twatwaffles?)
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I like that name. Sort of like dillhole.
 
TANSTAAFL58 said:
Am I the only one who thinks this^^^^ should be am AmPics thread?

Am I the only one who thinks that "Twatwaffle" may be the most cromulent word of all time? (Or, is that just because its my job to fight twatwaffles?)
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You have embiggened my vocabulary.
 
TANSTAAFL58 said:
Am I the only one who thinks this^^^^ should be am AmPics thread?

Am I the only one who thinks that "Twatwaffle" may be the most cromulent word of all time? (Or, is that just because its my job to fight twatwaffles?)
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Just for our posters who don’t understand ASL:
twat-waffle.jpg


Now you can know when someone signs that you’re a twatwaffle.
 
Am I the only one who despises when their phone auto corrects and makes you look like an ass?
 
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