RjThoughts
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You get bonus points for honesty.
Why lie? It would make me as bad as an asshat
PM asshattery
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Why lie? It would make me as bad as an asshat
BiTodd
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me first please......
BeachMomma
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Nah. You could never be an asshat. You love pearls!
RjThoughts
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Nah. You could never be an asshat. You love pearls!
And beaches, too
Favorite outdoor place for me to read
BeachMomma
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If you'll write for me while we're on the beach, I promise I won't get too beachy for you.
Wow. That's a reading enthusiast's wet dream. Her own personal author.
RjThoughts
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BeachMomma
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As long as it doesn't start out, "It was a dark and stormy night."
NippleMuncher
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As long as it doesn't start out, "It was a dark and stormy night."
Ok, it was a lightless and rainy evening . . .
BeachMomma
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HAHAHA!
Every group has to have one smart ass!
Every group has to have one smart ass!
Emerson40
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As long as it doesn't start out, "It was a dark and stormy night."
How about something à la The Old Man And The Sea- borrowing insiration from Mr. Hemmingway. Something along the lines of:
She was a middle-aged divorcée who masterbated alone in a skiff in the Gulf Stream, and she had gone eighty-four days now without receiving a single asshat PM.
BeachMomma
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WHO ARE YOU CALLING MIDDLE AGED?!?How about something à la The Old Man And The Sea- borrowing insiration from Mr. Hemmingway. Something along the lines of:
She was a middle-aged divorcée who masterbated alone in a skiff in the Gulf Stream, and she had gone eighty-four days now without receiving a single asshat PM.
Emerson40
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Taking note of your use of CAPS LOCK, I would be remiss if I did not let everyone know that I was absolutely NOT referring to you.
The middle aged woman referenced is only a suggested protagonist for the story that is hastily being scribbled by the hunky author sitting beside you, on your beach, as you sip mango margaritas.
It will also be some wacky and unexpected coincidence that the heroine who develops on the page has red hair, extensive medical knowledge, a wicked-smart sense of humor, and a penetrating, no-nonsense sidelong glance, the heat of which is only exceeded by the warmth of her smile when unveiled.
We good?
BeachMomma
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Em, it's a good goddamned thing I love you!Taking note of your use of CAPS LOCK, I would be remiss if I did not let everyone know that I was absolutely NOT referring to you.
The middle aged woman referenced is only a suggested protagonist for the story that is hastily being scribbled by the hunky author sitting beside you, on your beach, as you sip mango margaritas.
It will also be some wacky and unexpected coincidence that the heroine who develops on the page has red hair, extensive medical knowledge, a wicked-smart sense of humor, and a penetrating, no-nonsense sidelong glance, the heat of which is only exceeded by the warmth of her smile when unveiled.
We good?
Emerson40
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BeachMomma
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Don't push it, my long lashed friend.
NippleMuncher
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HAHAHA!
Every group has to have one smart ass!
A baton I'll gladly take up when my twisted sense of humor is appreciated.
BeachMomma
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Honey, around here, you aren't considered twisted. A little bent perhaps but not twisted.A baton I'll gladly take up when my twisted sense of humor is appreciated.
NippleMuncher
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Honey, around here, you aren't considered twisted. A little bent perhaps but not twisted.
Dang, and all this time I thought I was the bad boy of Lit . . .Maybe I should send out a few PMs, get my street cred up.
Lord Pmann
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Do you curl your lashes?
Emerson40
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No Pmann, no curl to the lashes here. Natural beauty, like God intended. Sexy, yes?
My wife suggested Maybelline Great Lash Mascara as a possible addition to your make-up bag, you manscapin' metrosexual.
BeachMomma
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Yeah, until you ask complete strangers if they masturbate, you can't claim twisted status.Dang, and all this time I thought I was the bad boy of Lit . . .Maybe I should send out a few PMs, get my street cred up.
NightL
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RjThoughts
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Yeah, until you ask complete strangers if they masturbate, you can't claim twisted status.
What if I ask non-strangers their mastubation techniques?
Lord Pmann
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I don't wear make up, but if I did, I assure you it would be Clinique or Mac.
Emerson40
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Thanks. The wife gives a big thumbs-up on the Mac. Rest assured, if I was ever in need of make up tips, or poofy, pampering advice from a dude, you would be my go-to guy. I bet you smell amazing.
Now I know you and the OP don't exactly see eyelash to eyelash, but have you considered contributing posts to this thread?
It would be like having a "Super Model" setting on your make up gun. Ka-POW!
