Wallpaper or HomeScreen.

S3xSlav3

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My Master asked me to design a home screen for my iphone that would be fitting of my status. She was happy with the result and felt I should share it with the forum.

Im kinda thinking about making a series of them if people like them.
Has anyone else made a home screen?

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Well, the first thing I thought was that my phone is visible to my clients so none of my private secrets can be displayed.

The second thing I thought was that you need a spell checker. "Can't" only has 1 "n" not 2.
 
I wouldn't want anyone in my public life to see this. Kids, strangers, parents.
 
When designing wallpapers or phone screens that could easily be seen by anyone, a good rule of thumb is no scrotums.
 
Not scrotii??

Nerd alert, nerd alert:

If it were "scrotus" it would be "scroti" (or I guess "scrotora" could be a possibility as well?), but because it's "scrotum" and hence a neuter, not a masculine noun, it gets an "a" ending in plural, ie. scrota. :p
 
Nerd alert, nerd alert:

If it were "scrotus" it would be "scroti" (or I guess "scrotora" could be a possibility as well?), but because it's "scrotum" and hence a neuter, not a masculine noun, it gets an "a" ending in plural, ie. scrota. :p

I'm glad somebody remembers this stuff. Six years of Latin and I remember almost nothing of the grammar.
 
I'm glad somebody remembers this stuff. Six years of Latin and I remember almost nothing of the grammar.

I'm nothing if not a fountain of absolutely useless linguistic tidbits.

Wanna talk about Old Church Slavonic next? :D
 
I'm nothing if not a fountain of absolutely useless linguistic tidbits.

Wanna talk about Old Church Slavonic next? :D

I will happily listen to information about Old Church Slavonic, but I probably won't contribute much to the conversation :)
 
I'm nothing if not a fountain of absolutely useless linguistic tidbits.

Wanna talk about Old Church Slavonic next? :D

One of your under-appreciated talents is your ability to work Old Church Slavonic into just about any conversation.

My more serious answer for the OP: I like the creativity and it was well executed; but because this is on a phone, which realistically could be seen by kids and/or anyone out in public, I think it's a bad idea.
 
Nerd alert, nerd alert:

If it were "scrotus" it would be "scroti" (or I guess "scrotora" could be a possibility as well?), but because it's "scrotum" and hence a neuter, not a masculine noun, it gets an "a" ending in plural, ie. scrota. :p

:heart:
 
Interesting thoughts... I don't remember the last time anyone saw the home screen of my phone. I don't let kids play on my phone. It is finger print protected. I have lots of naked pictures on my phone so people are not allowed to touch it.

Getting caught is kind of the point. Its the humiliation factor. It wouldn't be a punishment or reward if it said Merry Christmas with a Tree on it.

For several weeks my Lock screen was a picture of my penis. Anyone who had gotten a hold of my phone could have seen that. No one did... I don't leave my phone laying around.

Rather shocked so many people let others touch there phones. I honestly don't think anyone one but me has touched my phone in the two years I have had. I don't share.
 
Well, the first thing I thought was that my phone is visible to my clients so none of my private secrets can be displayed.

The second thing I thought was that you need a spell checker. "Can't" only has 1 "n" not 2.

I fixed they typo, thanks. Photoshop doesn't have spell checker.
 
Interesting thoughts... I don't remember the last time anyone saw the home screen of my phone. I don't let kids play on my phone. It is finger print protected. I have lots of naked pictures on my phone so people are not allowed to touch it.

Getting caught is kind of the point. Its the humiliation factor. It wouldn't be a punishment or reward if it said Merry Christmas with a Tree on it.

For several weeks my Lock screen was a picture of my penis. Anyone who had gotten a hold of my phone could have seen that. No one did... I don't leave my phone laying around.

Rather shocked so many people let others touch there phones. I honestly don't think anyone one but me has touched my phone in the two years I have had. I don't share.

It's not that I let others use my phone, it's that I'm out and about a lot and interacting with other people. My phone is an integral part of work and my clients see me use it constantly. It has to be neutral and publicly presentable. I'm not going to risk my career over an indiscreet image, even in one of the pic galleries let alone as my home screen. Hence, I tend to keep my private affairs - private.

I suspect others feel the same way.
 
Interesting thoughts... I don't remember the last time anyone saw the home screen of my phone. I don't let kids play on my phone. It is finger print protected. I have lots of naked pictures on my phone so people are not allowed to touch it.

Getting caught is kind of the point. Its the humiliation factor. It wouldn't be a punishment or reward if it said Merry Christmas with a Tree on it.

For several weeks my Lock screen was a picture of my penis. Anyone who had gotten a hold of my phone could have seen that. No one did... I don't leave my phone laying around.

Rather shocked so many people let others touch there phones. I honestly don't think anyone one but me has touched my phone in the two years I have had. I don't share.

I travel internationally sometimes; border agents may require you to unlock your phone, and I wouldn't be particularly eager to see how they react to something like that.

If I'm driving with my partner, we may use my phone for GPS, or she might take a call/check a message on my phone (though more often the other way around; she likes driving more than I do).

Sometimes my phone is an easy way to show people cute cat pictures/etc.

I know the fantasy of getting caught is a big turn-on for a lot of people; I'm fine with that as long as it's just a fantasy, and doesn't cross the line into sharing one's tackle with people who didn't ask for it.
 
Nerd alert, nerd alert:

If it were "scrotus" it would be "scroti" (or I guess "scrotora" could be a possibility as well?), but because it's "scrotum" and hence a neuter, not a masculine noun, it gets an "a" ending in plural, ie. scrota. :p

Why am I so easy? Fuck..
 
I know the fantasy of getting caught is a big turn-on for a lot of people; I'm fine with that as long as it's just a fantasy, and doesn't cross the line into sharing one's tackle with people who didn't ask for it.

This. I'm not interested in being a part of someone's punishment, if I happen to be sitting next to you as you check messages or make a call.

I have my phone with me all the time. People ask to see pics, I Google info, I check FB or text friends while I'm around others. My phone is definitely vanilla!!
 
Share with those who didnt ask... hmm.... not my problem if there doing something illegal.

1. Dont walk into my house without asking.
2. Dont hack my phone
3. Dont hack into my computer

You break any of those 3 rules and its your mistake not mine. Im not going to wear close 24/7 in the chance someone will walk into my house without knocking. And as I said I don't share my phone with anyone. If my my wife uses it fine, she told me to make the wall paper.

Slaves don't need privacy.

Im honestly shocked how private this group is in this manner. I often wonder how many really live the life and how many play the life on the weekends.
 
Share with those who didnt ask... hmm.... not my problem if there doing something illegal.

1. Dont walk into my house without asking.
2. Dont hack my phone
3. Dont hack into my computer

You break any of those 3 rules and its your mistake not mine. Im not going to wear close 24/7 in the chance someone will walk into my house without knocking. And as I said I don't share my phone with anyone. If my my wife uses it fine, she told me to make the wall paper.

Slaves don't need privacy.

Im honestly shocked how private this group is in this manner. I often wonder how many really live the life and how many play the life on the weekends.

You'll also find out that most people who post regularly here have quite high ethical and moral standards. It is not the slave's privacy that is at issue here. Rather, it's the privacy of other unrelated individuals and their quite reasonable assumption that they won't be assaulted by private or pornographic images when they are out and about in public. A simple rule of thumb: don't involve others in your kink unwillingly. Doing so changes kink into assault.
 
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