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Why Don't I Come Here Anymore?

Luk said:
Damnit, I read that with 2 "l"s.
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That one never did much for me. She's pretty but doesn't turn my crank for some reason.
I liked the fuck out of 5th Element tho.
 
All this time I thought you'd left because of me... I don't think my ego can take this! Where is the pining I deserve?
 
DCL custom made this av for me during the dark ages. I still have no fucking idea what it is all about.

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Saint Peter said:
DCL custom made this av for me during the dark ages. I still have no fucking idea what it is all about.

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I hav no idea. I'm guessing the dude is Saint Peter. And Underdog because, I don't know, maybe you once made a thread about how you like the dog to be on top.
 
Why is it that the guy telling us why he doesn't come here any more has decided to pitch a tent, like some cranky cretin kicked out of his homeless shelter, right on our front lawn?
 
How is it that the neighbor's dog always knows where the property line is when he hunkers to shit?


That motherfucker is more accurate than surveyors.


And the neighbor says, "butbutbut, his feet were in his/my yard . . . ."


Allah is not amused.
 
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