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Old 02-17-2017, 11:24 AM   #76
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Old 02-17-2017, 11:26 AM   #77
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To be able to read my wife's mind...
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Old 02-17-2017, 11:29 AM   #78
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I actually thought it read If You Had a Super Boner........
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Old 02-17-2017, 11:38 AM   #79
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My super power would involve the ability to call a sexual task force to fight (and fuck) by my side. Cause let's face it, group sex always trumps one on one. Yummy.
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Old 02-17-2017, 11:45 AM   #80
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My super power would involve the ability to call a sexual task force to fight (and fuck) by my side. Cause let's face it, group sex always trumps one on one. Yummy.

Are you serious?
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Old 02-17-2017, 02:01 PM   #81
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telempathy. And/or shapeshifter.
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Old 02-17-2017, 02:04 PM   #82
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telempathy. And/or shapeshifter.
Me too... shape-shifter. I would become the most irresistible woman in the world.
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Old 02-17-2017, 02:08 PM   #83
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Old 02-17-2017, 02:22 PM   #84
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Me too... shape-shifter. I would become the most irresistible woman in the world.
I know someone who would agree. I could see the temptation. For me, the ability to do or be anything. Or as I said, the ability to sense thoughts, emotions, share my own.
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Old 02-17-2017, 02:48 PM   #85
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Old 02-17-2017, 04:21 PM   #86
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To be able to read my wife's mind...
I think that would be a dangerous power!
You might want to give that one back after a week.

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Old 02-17-2017, 07:15 PM   #87
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Old 02-17-2017, 09:59 PM   #88
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Old 02-17-2017, 10:06 PM   #89
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Old 02-18-2017, 09:22 AM   #90
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Old 02-18-2017, 10:21 AM   #91
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My super power would be the ability to drink as much as possible without my liver screaming I was a bluddy arsehole for drowning it. Lol.
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The ability to make e-mail spammers' testicles/tits spontaneously explode.
kinda messy but....
can we add those guys who call from "the Windows Company" who want to fix my computer???
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Old 02-18-2017, 11:15 AM   #93
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Old 02-19-2017, 09:19 AM   #94
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Old 02-19-2017, 09:46 AM   #95
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Old 02-19-2017, 09:58 AM   #96
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Definitely to read minds.
Agreed. Wouldn't life be so much easier to just KNOW!
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Old 02-19-2017, 10:09 AM   #97
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Old 02-20-2017, 04:26 PM   #98
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Old 02-20-2017, 06:08 PM   #99
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Good Lord you'd never run outta work with that one!!!
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Old 02-20-2017, 06:12 PM   #100
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My super power would involve the ability to call a sexual task force to fight (and fuck) by my side. Cause let's face it, group sex always trumps one on one. Yummy.
So what number should George Michael have used in his song "Sex"?
Instead of singing "sexual is natural sex is fun, sex is best when it's one on one", for the last three words, should he have sang "three on one" , "two on two", some other combination? LOL
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