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Old 02-17-2017, 09:46 AM   #4301
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I have something that will work...
Hoor.
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Old 02-17-2017, 09:52 AM   #4302
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Old 02-17-2017, 10:20 AM   #4303
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Old 02-17-2017, 10:52 AM   #4304
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Old 02-17-2017, 10:57 AM   #4305
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Old 02-17-2017, 11:22 AM   #4306
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My receptionist just told me acupuncture will open my soul to the devil - I am flattered she thinks I have a soul.
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Old 02-17-2017, 11:30 AM   #4307
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My receptionist just told me acupuncture will open my soul to the devil - I am flattered she thinks I have a soul.
Oh, My GAWD! Really?

Please tell me she idolizes The Orange in Chief?
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Old 02-17-2017, 11:36 AM   #4308
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My receptionist just told me acupuncture will open my soul to the devil - I am flattered she thinks I have a soul.
Meh, it did nothing for me. Either way. I would have taken pain relief or devil may care!
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Old 02-17-2017, 12:05 PM   #4309
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My receptionist just told me acupuncture will open my soul to the devil - I am flattered she thinks I have a soul.
What you need is a good bleeding.
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Old 02-17-2017, 12:20 PM   #4310
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Old 02-17-2017, 12:20 PM   #4311
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Old 02-17-2017, 12:24 PM   #4312
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If everyone hates Nickleback than why are they so successful? Someone must like them.
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Old 02-17-2017, 12:34 PM   #4313
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If everyone hates Nickleback than why are they so successful? Someone must like them.
Probably Trump voters.
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Old 02-17-2017, 12:35 PM   #4314
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If everyone hates Nickleback than why are they so successful? Someone must like them.
The world is full of dumb people with shitty tastes, that's why.
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Old 02-17-2017, 12:37 PM   #4315
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These two 3x ETF's are going to fucking kill me. Up 45% and 60% YTD and I have been in heavy since Dec. I know I should sell but I keep looking at their historical and getting greedy...
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Old 02-17-2017, 12:40 PM   #4316
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Probably Trump voters.
Makes the most sense.
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Old 02-17-2017, 01:06 PM   #4317
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Old 02-17-2017, 01:13 PM   #4318
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These two 3x ETF's are going to fucking kill me. Up 45% and 60% YTD and I have been in heavy since Dec. I know I should sell but I keep looking at their historical and getting greedy...
You cannot spend a paper profit. If your gut says sell, sell.

...at a minimum you should straddle.

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Old 02-17-2017, 01:17 PM   #4319
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If everyone hates Nickleback than why are they so successful? Someone must like them.
50 million albums.

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Nickelback is one of the most commercially successful Canadian groups, having sold more than 50 million albums worldwide and ranking as the eleventh best-selling music act, and the second best-selling foreign act in the U.S. of the 2000s, behind The Beatles.

Billboard ranks them the most successful rock group of the decade; their song "How You Remind Me" was listed as the best-selling rock song of the decade and the fourth best-selling of the decade.

They were listed number seven on the Billboard top artist of the decade, with four albums listed on the Billboard top albums of the decade.
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Old 02-17-2017, 01:28 PM   #4320
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Old 02-17-2017, 01:33 PM   #4321
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Old 02-17-2017, 01:35 PM   #4322
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Old 02-17-2017, 01:38 PM   #4323
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My receptionist just told me acupuncture will open my soul to the devil
Not necessarily a negative thing.
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Old 02-17-2017, 01:42 PM   #4324
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50 million albums.
See! Someone likes them but they are considered one of the most hated rock bands.
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When we paint, I am hiring someone. Maybe Lance!
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Old 02-17-2017, 01:44 PM   #4325
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