What Made You Say FUCK Today... continued...
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snowkitten13
Literotica Guru
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Need a good massage Kitten? I have great hands.
That would be awesome!
firefighterscott
Kneel at my side pet
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Lol I'd call you back
Misshotndeep
Site Tumbleweed.
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Well thank you.
SweetSurrogate
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Breaking some dishes after stubbing my toes on a door.
Wild_Honey_66
sweet freak
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having to ask my parents for a loan. fuck.
fuck.LusterMunky
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having to ask my parents for a loan.
No need to do that, we can just do crowd funding.
Nice tits.
mnbreastluver
Hands On Approach
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My heat blower on my truck staying on high, even after I took the key out of the ignition
Wild_Honey_66
sweet freak
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orrrrr...I could set up a booth on the onramp to the I-5 and charge admission to view aforementioned Nice Tits.
cha-ching!!
greeneyedvirgin
Just Fork Me!
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I hit my knuckle on the counter while trying to slice off a chunk of cheddar cheese. Now I have a bruise on my knuckle and it hurts to bend it. Fuck!
LusterMunky
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Wowzers, you sure know what buttons to push. "onramp" drives me fucking nuts, but then you already knew that. Quit toying with me.
Nice tits.
Wild_Honey_66
sweet freak
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Hokay, i'll quit toying with you. *nods*
now show me your balls, I want to suck them while i'm jacking you off.
Wild_Honey_66
sweet freak
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as my (non-Spanish-speaking) mother used to say: ouchie wawa!!
{hug}
I hope your knuckle heals quickly! 
iamincognito45
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Wild_Honey_66
sweet freak
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LusterMunky
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Nice tits.
Wild_Honey_66
sweet freak
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enough with the tits thing already.
FFS.
you just want me to show my ass now, don't you?
Wife of Bath
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