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The guy looked like he gulped down one beer
On his face was a lustful leer
She was dressed to kill
And wanted a thrill
 
The guy looked like he gulped down one beer
On his face was a lustful leer
She was dressed to kill
And wanted a thrill
So they fucked right in the bar with no fear
 
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The guy looked like he gulped down one beer
On his face was a lustful leer
She was dressed to kill
And wanted a thrill
So she started by fucking a bear
 
Dick made a film of his girl Jane
For the things she could do were insane
She'd lick her own clit :eek:
 
Dick made a film of his girl Jane
for the things she could do were insane.
She'd lick her own clit
which became quite the hit
 
Dick made a film of his girl Jane
For the things she could do were insane.
She'd lick her own clit,
Which was quite the hit
Although it's been outlawed in Maine.
 
Believing she'd taken her fill
Dick turned his attention to Lil
 
Believing she'd taken her fill
Dick turned his attention to LiL
She hung in the air
'Til he was right there
 
Believing she'd taken her fill,
Dick turned his attention to LiL.
She hung in the air
'til he was right there
and willing to give her a cock full.
 
She thought that no one could see her.
So she stripped right out of her fur
which turned out to be not
Worthy of a snapshot
 
She thought that no one could see her.
So she stripped right out of her fur
which turned out to be not
Worthy of a snapshot
She should have waited for summer!
 
The bar crowd looked on quite enthralled
When it saw Gretchen was shaved bald
She despised all hair
 
The bar crowd looked on quite enthralled
When it saw Gretchen was shaved bald
She despised all hair
Was happy to be bare
 
The bar crowd looked on quite enthralled
When it saw Gretchen was shaved bald
She despised all hair
Was happy to be bare
On the table, open and sprawled
 
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