Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

BlackCaramelCreme said:

Started a ruckus at a recent furries convention releasing a stink bomb.

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neakman said:

Started her singing career with the Jackson 6, (it didnt go that well)

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Series 6 said:

Was on the swim team in high school and college because it gave him an excuse to not wear a shirt

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ShyNaughtyGirl said:

He has a monthly spa appointment where he gets waxed from head to toe by a large Swedish woman named Helga

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Series 6 said:

Was on the swim team in high school and college because it gave him an excuse to not wear a shirt

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neakman said:

is only allowed by Law to wear red because she sometimes has to double as a stop sign due to her striking beauty.



has a very , very high squeaky voice that drops 3 octaves when he wears the helmet

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Xerxes82 said:

Has a back so hairy that anthropologists are searching it for civilizations.

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Series 6 said:

Used to be the mascot for the Baltimore Ravens

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BlackCaramelCreme said:

He's doing the robot in that avatar.

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magicmikeaustin said:

Likes white chocolate

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gentold said:

Licks chocolate syrup off most lit ladies.

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Apple_of_Eden said:

He really wanted his Lit name to be "gentle" but auto-correct made an error.

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gentold said:

Scared that the orchard owner would send her for canning .

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Apple_of_Eden said:

His not "old"...and apparently not "gentle" either! :caning:

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gentold said:

Has problems in understanding the word Gent old .

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Apple_of_Eden said:

Has no concept of sentence structure. Adjectives describe nouns and precede said noun. As in old gent.

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lanceGibs said:

~Fantasizing~ about setting old men right.

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Apple_of_Eden said:

Lies about the size of his lance and is known for his salute.

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gentold said:

Her apple has never been bitten but nibbled often.

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DarkSimian said:

His AV is a picture of Claude Rains

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gentold said:

He is not a flasher , when folks see him with his dick out they know he is a DarkSimian .

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Jada59 said:

Is craving the dick.

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DarkSimian said:

Tried the dick, but didn't like it, and didn't inhale

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gentold said:

loves strong smelling pussy

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Jada59 said:

Actually possesses a strong smelling pussy.

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gentold said:

Has a tattoo on her G spot for ease of doing business.

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