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05-19-2013, 11:03 AM
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Perv on!
midwestyankee is offline
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Originally Posted by dangersexqueen
Today I woke up from a long headache curing nap and decided I wanted some chips. I was out, of course, so I grabbed my keys and ran to the store. The minute I got in the store I realized it was cold because my nipples automatically started giving the weather report. It was at that time that I realized me in a clingy tank top, a pair of denim cut-offs and a pair of flip flops was quite the sight. I grabbed a bag of chips and went to the counter.. The guy came up to check me out and it was funny to watch him try to not look down at my chest as he rang me up and grabbed me two quick picks for the lotto. I must remember to throw on a bra next time I go to the store..
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I believe this is my cue to say pics or it didn't happen. 
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05-19-2013, 12:32 PM
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The Genius from Venus
Yasashii_Kaze is offline
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Midwest USA
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Well, then it's really for YK! But I guess you can read it, too.  |
Thank you, Keroin. I am still grieving over losing our special-needs "foster" who lived a mere 10 months. This could not have come at a better time and I mean that from the bottom of my heart.
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05-19-2013, 12:35 PM
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aKwatic
Keroin is offline
Join Date: Jan 2009
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Originally Posted by Yasashii_Kaze
Thank you, Keroin. I am still grieving over losing our special-needs foster who lived a mere 10 months. This could not have come at a better time and I mean that from the bottom of my heart.
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Awww, so sorry to hear that, YK. At least your baby had 10 months of love.
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05-19-2013, 01:38 PM
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Experienced
LittleSparks is offline
Join Date: Mar 2013
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I just carelessly sat on my masters phone and THE SCREEN CRACKED IN HALF 
This is when I thank the lord up in heaven for working hard and having a lucrative job. Because I will most definitely be replacing that in the very near future.
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05-19-2013, 10:03 PM
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Literotica Guru
graceanne is offline
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Oregon, US
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I am so sick of my fellow christian and their responses to my special needs child.
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Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world,
had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap.
~Barbara Jordan
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Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
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A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs - jolted by every pebble on the road.
~Henry Ward Beecher
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You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old when you stop laughing.
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Yesterday, 01:41 AM
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I'm no 'Angel'
cfuhrer is online now
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: where the deer & antelope play
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Originally Posted by graceanne
I am so sick of my fellow christian and their responses to my special needs child.
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Yesterday, 08:34 AM
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Really Really Experienced
dangersexqueen is online now
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: BFE
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HAHAHA
Just because we all need a laugh on Monday's!
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I know that one day your goal is to ruin me for any other living man, imagine that!
I am aware that you think I am so very innocent, but I will never be your doormat.
I want your body, in every way imaginable, I burn ever brighter than a fire burns.
I love that all of this is a secret that only your body can coax, fuck and discern.
My Poem
Curiosity often leads to trouble.~~ I am Dangersexqueen, Nice to meet you..
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Yesterday, 12:52 PM
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aKwatic
Keroin is offline
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Just returned kittens to the SPCA.
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Yesterday, 01:04 PM
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~ay, there's the rub~
Curious_in_Cali is offline
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Originally Posted by Keroin
Just returned kittens to the SPCA.
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I am sorry for the ache you must feel, but on behalf of all the humans who are not in a position to help the lil critters in that way...
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Yesterday, 03:48 PM
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Barefoot sage
gypsy*seer is offline
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Near the lakes, forest, & ocean, on a river by the bay....
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Originally Posted by Keroin
Just returned kittens to the SPCA.
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Hugs!
You did a wonderful thing, my friend!
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“Blessed are the weird people, poets, misfits, writers, mystics, painters and troubadours for they teach us to see the world through different eyes.” -Jacob Nordby
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Yesterday, 04:27 PM
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Perv on!
midwestyankee is offline
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The green side of the grass.
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Originally Posted by Keroin
Just returned kittens to the SPCA.
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So when you recycle kittens, do you get your nickel deposit back like the old days with the glass Coke bottles?
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Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of bagpipes.
"I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that." Internet poster by your ecards.
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Yesterday, 08:27 PM
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~ay, there's the rub~
Curious_in_Cali is offline
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Sometimes life is so terribly beautiful it actually hurts to try to hold it all at once.
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Yesterday, 10:17 PM
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aKwatic
Keroin is offline
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Originally Posted by Curious_in_Cali
I am sorry for the ache you must feel, but on behalf of all the humans who are not in a position to help the lil critters in that way...
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Originally Posted by gypsy*seer
Hugs!
You did a wonderful thing, my friend!
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Thanks, you guys. Surprisingly, L is taking it harder than me. He was so sad to come home from work and not get stampeded by mini-cats. Well, at least we'll be on the road tomorrow, so we'll have lots of distractions.
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Originally Posted by midwestyankee
So when you recycle kittens, do you get your nickel deposit back like the old days with the glass Coke bottles?
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Yanks, you are so cute I just want to pinch your cheeks!
Ahem.
The other cheeks. (Yes, I knew what you were thinking).
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Originally Posted by Curious_in_Cali
Sometimes life is so terribly beautiful it actually hurts to try to hold it all at once.
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Agreed.
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Today, 07:54 AM
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Pet me! Pet me! Pet me!
Loverskitten is offline
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Lost
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Originally Posted by LallyH
My husband says my breasts are so small, I look like a boy.
Marvellous.
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Today, 07:57 AM
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Literotica Guru
LallyH is online now
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Manchester, UK
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Originally Posted by Loverskitten
Husband needs a kick in the junk. Nothing wrong with small boobs!
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Husband is on deaf and dumb dinners *sulks*
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Today, 05:00 PM
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#42516
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Perv on!
midwestyankee is offline
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And another author written off the list. I'm sorry, but you can't have a wife who is open to swapping with another couple at the first hint and then remark that you're getting your first-ever blowjob from the wife in the other couple. Sorry, but that just does not compute.
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