Joe_Bob_Gautama
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Yes, ma'am. Be sure to frisk me thoroughly.
Misquote the person above you AGAIN
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Yes, ma'am. Be sure to frisk me thoroughly.
MagicaPractica
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Uh oh, are those cats rubbing off on you? You do understand that cat food is not for human consumption, right? Right?
Joe_Bob_Gautama
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Yes, when they're not taking a running leap and landing on my balls in the middle of the night. This is no way to live.
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Are you taking a pet? Might be needed as a backup food supply. Bon voyage!Hey hey! I just caught a slow boat to China. It's one of those container carriers making a return run. Hope nobody checks my container.
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Good point. Sorry Fluffy. *splash*
Joe_Bob_Gautama
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Unless your pet is a Black Angus. Those creatures are both vile and tasty.
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Off with their heads!
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MagicaPractica
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Hey, everybody's gotta have a mission in life.Ouch! You are SUCH a buzz kill.
Joe_Bob_Gautama
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Hey, everybody's gotta have a purpose in life.
At the moment, mine is a sad and solitary one. Unless you're one of the blondes from my office or the cute black woman from the grocery store next door, please don't distract me. I have an important decision to make before I can proceed.
MagicaPractica
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I have an important decision to make before I can proceed.
Oh, please, why leave anyone out?
Though, I confess, I tend toward making the choice myself before . . . ahem . . . proceeding.
Joe_Bob_Gautama
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Lack of imagination, I suppose--takes too much concentration to manage more that two at a time.
MagicaPractica
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Well, I suppose that's as credible theory as any about why humans have two arms.
Joe_Bob_Gautama
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But all mammals and reptiles have four limbs. I'm pretty sure what I'm contemplating evolved much later. Like, after boobs were invented.
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I just wouldn't want to have been alive until boobs were invented.
Yeah, that would have made it difficult to feed babies.
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But, so one theory goes, it was the evolution of actual boobs (unique among primates) that tempted males to (occasionally) stop rutting females from behind, flip them over, make eye contact, and begin to form a relationship. Could be bullshit, but it kinda makes sense.
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Joe_Bob_Gautama
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Well? What about men who couldn't see ass or tits?
Well, not to sound cruel, but I doubt back in those days many of them reached the age to care. Evolution is a bitch. Although it did give women multiple orgasms. So there is that.
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I wouldn't know, but just because you can't prove it by me doesn't mean it isn't real.
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Pinnipeds have their own subcultures. Be glad it isn't a walrus. Goo-goo g-joob.
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IYoutube.
Hrm . .. . have they started a porn channel?
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You're evil.
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Why, thank you, dear. Was it the cackle or the wart on my nose that gave me away?
