Britwitch
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Not a problem. I reported it and the mods removed it.
Well that's a relief I must say
Glad to know your awesome thread can continue unhindered
The Last Thing You Thought...
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Well that's a relief I must say
Glad to know your awesome thread can continue unhindered
Nina327
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ha.. I love cleaning up anything... -looks around room-
yea.. that's what i'm telling myself today.
zydrate
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lol
I think I would rather clean actual shit that's been smeared all over the walls than have to clean up this mess made by a former employee....
Nina327
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its not as fun as its sounds.
Firmhanded_Daddy
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because clearly I am not groping you enough? 
-Gropes-
-Gropes-
Nina327
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because clearly I am not groping you enough?
-Gropes-
-squeals-
and that is another thing.. people also think i would grope myself less if i have other people to do it for me..
-gropes back-
its not true... none of it.. you cant grope yourself enough! -headshake-
Mephistophelily
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Oh my poor friend. How does she deal with people like that daily?
"How do you plan to prevent std's?" "Abstaining from sex sometimes."
*facepalm*
"How do you plan to prevent std's?" "Abstaining from sex sometimes."
*facepalm*
Scuttle Buttin'
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Why do people want to destroy his sweater? And why would you design a sweater that can be destroyed by pulling one thread as you walk away? And why wouldn't you stand there as you pulled on the thread so you could admire your sweater-destroying handiwork?
Mephistophelily
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If that sweater was made from a single string, it would take a lot of pulling... Quie a distance.
Scuttle Buttin'
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You could just use two hands and keep pulling it and let it bunch at your feet, and then eventually.. ta-da, destroyed sweater!
Unless the guy would be angry that you're destroying his sweater, in which case it makes sense to get away. But then maybe he shouldn't sing about his sweater's single-thread weakness to begin with if that's the case.
Mephistophelily
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Well, he does say... "Pull this string as I walk away."
He doesn't seem to mind....
Scuttle Buttin'
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He's gotta be an exhibitionist to some degree. He'll soon be naked, and this seems to cause him no trouble at all. Although I'm not sure how he's the one unraveling.
Mephistophelily
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I think he's coming to terms with the fact he likes being naked in front of this person.
Or maybe the fact he's walked away so far that the person can't SEE them being naked.
And that makes him sad.
Scuttle Buttin'
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You may be on to something!
Maybe the fact that he is naked, but unable to be seen by the person that pulled the thread on his sweater thus rendering him naked, makes him sad or, as he puts it, "undone."
Although that doesn't explain why he'd be lying on the floor.
Mephistophelily
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LT - I need to give some unsuspecting soul a good old fashioned butt-punch!
Scuttle Buttin'
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Maybe that's why he sings "And I DIE!" at one point. Just a giant drama king.
Bah. Now I think he doesn't even deserve to look like Buddy Holly.
Scuttle Buttin'
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God, I would pay good money to see someone just walk up to someone else and punch them in the ass.
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