Homburg
Daring greatly
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Kajira Callista said:maybe *smiles sweetly*
Maybe is all I get? Hmm, if 'yes' equals 'distress', does 'maybe' equal 'discomfort'?
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Kajira Callista said:maybe *smiles sweetly*
distress doesnt sound like it hurts enough.Homburg said:Maybe is all I get? Hmm, if 'yes' equals 'distress', does 'maybe' equal 'discomfort'?
Kajira Callista said:distress doesnt sound like it hurts enough.
are ya gonna tie me to the train tracks and make me scream?Homburg said:Ah, I see the disconnect now. "Damsel in Distress" is the first step in a more complex dance. It's how villains get to know their victims
Oh KC... you know you're walking right into one, right?Kajira Callista said:are ya gonna tie me to the train tracks and make me scream?
a train? see why i lurk in the dark?A Desert Rose said:Oh KC... you know you're walking right into one, right?
I seriously don't think you do.
LMAO
You just get funnier and funnier...Kajira Callista said:a train? see why i lurk in the dark?
oh...i get it now i thinkA Desert Rose said:You just get funnier and funnier...
A train named Homburg. And I bet he's rolling down the tracks now!
Kajira Callista said:are ya gonna tie me to the train tracks and make me scream?
*wipes drool from chin*Homburg said:Why, yes, m'dear. There are train tracks running right past my evil lair to which you will be tied, and no one can save you now!
*twirls the evil mustache*
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That would make for another hot image, by the way, and I do know of some old switchbacks that aren't in service anymore. Some western-style ropework, dishelleved sundress, cloth gag... Yeah, I'm there.
Kajira Callista said:*wipes drool from chin*
Homburg said:Pfft, white knights rescue damsels in ditress. I put them there in the first place.
What he said...
So, can I interest you in some Distress?
oh okHomburg said:It's better if you do that drooling when you're tied up...
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