Handley_Page
Draco interdum Vincit
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- Aug 18, 2007
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and there's no more fuzz on your electrical appliances.
I put in a straight razor...
but the inferior blade rusts too quickly
I put in a new strop
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and there's no more fuzz on your electrical appliances.
I put in a straight razor...
but the inferior blade rusts too quickly
I put in a new strop
and dyslectic drivers keep stopping at your place.
I put in a few seedy ports of call...
And you get many sailors with the clap.
I put in a vial of penicillin.
But it does not work when mixed in the Captain's drink.
I put in a large syringe
and you get an enlarged vein.
I put in a mother lode...
but Father's outside the tent.
I put in a new guy-line
But it fails with the old guys.
I put in 65% humidity.
and you get a runny Brie.
I put in a dehumidifier...
and get a long shadow.
I put in a vodka martini...
and you lose a hand of gin.
I put in a tumbler of Sailor Jerry...
But sailor Tom chases him until they run into the big bad bulldog.
I put in a cold bottle of Jagermeister.
Too cold; it's gone solid
I put in a bottle of Dortmunder Union
and you get fined because that Union is only authorised to deal with dorts.
I put in an old Wobbly anthem...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXNl557kvsU
But you get an up-tempo march.
I put in a grapevine.
######### Bump ##########
I put in a canal with a grumpy man in it
I put in an old but still working Royalty typewriter.
You get back a royally fucked up smutty story.
I put in a Macbook.
Covered in MacBurger stuff
I put in a bottle of Tomato Ketchup
And fortunately you're able to "unscrew" the lid.
I put in a trip to the beach.
who throws everything into the vacuum of spacewhich is closed due to contamination
I put in a cleaner
who throws everything into the vacuum of space
I put in the Hubble telescope