rot_teufel
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I wonder if they bring a straight jacket.
What is crossing your mind right now?
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MsTexas
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What happened ...
MollyDolly
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Bedtime!
I wish the cat would snuggle just like this!
I wish the cat would snuggle just like this!
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NorthRockJohnson
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I was jokingly thinking about having a "Win a Weekend With NRJ" Contest. Or have a dating show thread. Like a "NorthRock of Love". I'm a man with ideas, people!
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This lady on OkCupid needs to write me back already. Doesn't she know that she's in the vicinity of a handsome Italian boy who's ready to pound her sweet ass?
Also, I'm a charmer.
You're a charmer alright...
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*wonders what the word "jokingly" is doing in that post*
In the interest of full disclosure, I will admit that it was a last minute addition.
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In the interest of full disclosure, I will admit that it was a last minute addition.
You had to know we'd see through it.
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TongueLust
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That made me laugh. 
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This lady on OkCupid needs to write me back already. Doesn't she know that she's in the vicinity of a handsome Italian boy who's ready to pound her sweet ass?
Also, I'm a charmer.
Yeah that should work.
Of course if it does, she is DEFINITELY a keeper!
TongueLust
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NorthRockJohnson
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Yeah that should work.
Of course if it does, she is DEFINITELY a keeper!
Yeah, exactly! That's what I'm saying
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WTF...
Seriously.. WTF.
Seriously.. WTF.
iamincognito45
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Yeah, exactly! That's what I'm saying
Now that I think about it, this really does represent a major short cut to courtship. And will save you untold bucks on wasted dinners and such only to discover she's not into that sort of thing.
You just might be a genius.
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NorthRockJohnson
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Now that I think about it, this really does represent a major short cut to courtship. And will save you untold bucks on wasted dinners and such only to discover she's not into that sort of thing.
You just might be a genius.
That's the nicest thing I've heard all day. lol
And yeah, dating lately just feels more like an exchange of me giving out free meals in exchange for them disappointing me. I'm paying some serious dues out there, brother.
kendra1980
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Politics...LOVE it.
fungatorgurl101
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Nuff said...
JUST when I got over THE LAST NUTELLA POST and was almost back to where I could eat the stuff SOMEONE has to do it AGAIN!
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Looks like a cock that has either been doing some heavy anal with someone who isn't cleaned out, or one dipped in the septic tank.
iamincognito45
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That's the nicest thing I've heard all day. lol
And yeah, dating lately just feels more like an exchange of me giving out free meals in exchange for them disappointing me. I'm paying some serious dues out there, brother.
Hang in there brother. It's a jungle out there!
Tell you what, while I am out traveling and hanging in hotel bars with an expense account, I'll be sure to point the ladies I find your way.
In fact that give me a great idea! I can print out some business cards that reference Lit and your profile link!
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