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my room mate is having sex with a guy in her bed just yards from me and they are being bloody noisy about it
Camcorder?
Good.
Just jump in with them...
For some strange reason, I don't think Safe was talking about your ankles.
Yeah I noticed that she probably didn't later, too.
I was talking about a concert, which is pretty much separate from my sex life, so my mind didn't even go there until later.
I'm sore from that, too. It's just that the concert made me so sore that I stopped noticing the other soreness, after.
... Again, enforce the damned ordinances uniformly or tell complainers to shut it, IS THAT CLEAR?!
Homecomings are such fun when you're young.
Bah! Go ahead and rub it in you Trollop!
Perhaps tomorrow you'll continue your philanthropy and refuse to squeeze his fingers inside the three-hole punch before piercing his nipples with a three-ring binder.Today I did a good thing. I didn't staple my boss's tongue to his toes and kick him in the ass.
Perhaps tomorrow you'll continue your philanthropy and refuse to squeeze his fingers inside the three-hole punch before piercing his nipples with a three-ring binder.
It's all about the threes tomorrow. Or, not. Since you'll have your Nice Person badge on.
If we enforced all our ordinances/bye-laws, modern living would be impossible.
Today I did a good thing. I didn't staple my boss's tongue to his toes and kick him in the ass.
It's a sick place, this mind of mine. You can count on me to bring the pain, Mr. Bear, sir.Damn, Bluebell, if ever go into business, remind me to hire you . . . after the supervisor! Heh, heh, heh . . .