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I managed to get the liquor store to order in some amazingly yummy Georgian wine!
 
Whose participle is it anyway? This sub-heading from today's yahoo news page:

A father has told how the UK’s most dangerous spider bit him ten times while shopping for toys with his daughter
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The entire adverb phrase is unnecessary, and unnecessarily confusing. <sigh>
 
Me: "Thank you for wanting and loving and desiring me even though I'm fat."
Him: "I don't see you as fat; I see you as you."

:heart:
 
This, on a friend's Facebook wall. He is a nurse :) He said he thought of me when he posted it :D

Review of Philips HeartStart Home Automated External Defibrillator (AED)

"I'm a professional dominatrix/Godess, and I purchased a "Phillips HeartStart Automated External Defibrillator (AED)" for use in my "dungeon". Several clients have pre-existing heart conditions, and besides, I made cash for it with increased fees.

"The peace of mind the AED gives someone in my line of work is incalculable. The last thing I want is the attention of the police after one of my clients expires from a particularly savage flogging session.

"The use of the AED is not limited to medical purposes, however. One time I was humiliating Steven (not his real name), a client of mine, by forcing him to wear a frilly little yellow sundress and matching bonnet whilst chanting "I'm a little girl!" in a high falsetto voice. I happened to glance over and see the AED behind the snivelling little girl-man. Inspiration struck, and I found satisfaction in using the device to apply jolts of electricity to his most sensitive bits.

"Wonderful.

"No slave dungeon is complete without a "Philips HeartStart Home Automated External Defibrillator (AED)" to strike fear into the hearts of pathetic sheep everywhere!
 
She's been wanting them for about three years, and saving up points from her credit card to purchase them for about two. They got here today, and nothing would do but to open the box the moment she got home for lunch and set them out on the table.

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Cuisinart Multiclad Pro Stainless. Pure kitchen porn for her. :rolleyes:
 
Me: "I'm scared that I'll fail in grad school... perhaps it's not a place for me."
Academic Mentor: "You'll struggle, have no doubt of that. But you won't you fail, it's not in you to. You'll suceed... don't worry"

Always nice to have someone in your corner
 
Sir_Winston54 said:
She's been wanting them for about three years, and saving up points from her credit card to purchase them for about two. They got here today, and nothing would do but to open the box the moment she got home for lunch and set them out on the table.

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Cuisinart Multiclad Pro Stainless. Pure kitchen porn for her. :rolleyes:
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"Oui!"
*le gasp*

midwestyankee said:
Works for me, too.
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Moi aussie!
:rolleyes:
 
the captians wench said:
I'M GOING TO IRELAND IN APRIL!!!!

Will book my flight as soon as my bonus hits my account.

:nana:
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Oh yeah. Wenchie found out she was crazed with happiness!

Sir_Winston54 said:
She's been wanting them for about three years, and saving up points from her credit card to purchase them for about two. They got here today, and nothing would do but to open the box the moment she got home for lunch and set them out on the table.


Cuisinart Multiclad Pro Stainless. Pure kitchen porn for her. :rolleyes:
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Will she really be able to sully them with...food? ;)
 
Usually, the documents I have to turn in for work are around twenty, thirty pages a pop, sometimes upward of forty. Today, I submitted and had accepted a document that was four pages from start to finish, and there are around twenty or so more of the same length coming to me in future.

... And I get paid the same amount, regardless of length :D

Sometimes, the system works for me!
 
Year end review today. I'm actually excited to practice being forceful and standing up for myself some more.

Also, less than 6 weeks! :cathappy:
 
Any of the following words are guaranteed to make me snicker, giggle or laugh till I'm gasping for air;

innuendo

spork

spackle

kanga banga

but

edited to add - snickerdoodle
 
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ArchLady03 said:
Me: "I'm scared that I'll fail in grad school... perhaps it's not a place for me."
Academic Mentor: "You'll struggle, have no doubt of that. But you won't you fail, it's not in you to. You'll suceed... don't worry"

Always nice to have someone in your corner
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It is always nice to have someone in your corner. After a while, you will have that confidence in yourself. It's not just grad school - it's life after school (trust me - two masters degrees and that was just a warm up for "real life')... never give up, never surrender
 
I'm starting to get the impression that Gordon Ramsay's a bigger deal over there than he is at home in the UK.
 
Cattypuss said:
I'm starting to get the impression that Gordon Ramsay's a bigger deal over there than he is at home in the UK.
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Yeah <sigh>, he is. We've been out from under the British (royal) thumb for 236 years; yet give someone a Brit accent and some semblance of authority and many of us knuckle our foreheads, kneel, and wait for orders... or the headsman's axe. :rolleyes:
 
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