SpectreT
Knight in Tarnished Armor
- Joined
- Mar 1, 2001
- Posts
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When in doubt, use more lube.
If you think you've used too much lube, that's the first sign you need more lube.
And seriously, you gotta work up to the ones the size of somebody's fucking arm. Start small, stretch out with buttplugs and whatnot.
If it could be painted yellow and your local school district stenciled on the side... Just walk away. Or you'll be walking funny the rest of your life.
If you think you've used too much lube, that's the first sign you need more lube.
And seriously, you gotta work up to the ones the size of somebody's fucking arm. Start small, stretch out with buttplugs and whatnot.
If it could be painted yellow and your local school district stenciled on the side... Just walk away. Or you'll be walking funny the rest of your life.