Swilly
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A vegan Vampire? Would she even swallow?A vegan vampire sounds pretty fun! And as for romance, I like it as long as it gets racy....
I couldn't resist.
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A vegan Vampire? Would she even swallow?A vegan vampire sounds pretty fun! And as for romance, I like it as long as it gets racy....
A vegan Vampire? Would she even swallow?
I couldn't resist.
I did notice a couple of other things in general.
One, no one that I can recall used the *table* as anything other than the flat surface that held the items. I think the closest may have been "A Craving for Brandy," when the main character is envisioning Brandy on the table. The table was nearly always something small, like a nightstand or a coffee table. If someone did and I forgot, my apologies.
I skirted it in my story but never did anything with it. In the first mystery excerpt, the table is a vanity in a hotel room. In the last one, the three characters are seated around the table that holds the items.
I also started a story in which the items themselves were the characters, including the table. I had some grand plans, but couldn't quite figure out a conflict to drive the story. The best I had was little Swiss Army Knife that dreamed of having more accessories. It was being done in a humorous vein, but like I said, I couldn't get enough of a handle on it to make it all work.
SR used the Ping pong table.
Ah yes. I figured I'd missed one or two. Thanks.
I also started a story in which the items themselves were the characters, including the table. I had some grand plans, but couldn't quite figure out a conflict to drive the story. The best I had was little Swiss Army Knife that dreamed of having more accessories. It was being done in a humorous vein, but like I said, I couldn't get enough of a handle on it to make it all work.
I had this same idea. Even started one, as a little side thing. In mine, the table was in love with the book and the hankie, and then the knife came and pierced them both on top of the table while it just had to sit there uselessly. It was like a personified LW tale. Boy did it suck.
LOL I'm sure it wasn't that bad.
In mine, the table was perpetually grumpy and jealous of the other items, because they got to leave the room and he was stuck there. The room was going to be a bedroom and I figured I could have a bit of a voyeur element as the items watched the guy bring home different women. Also, the items would change -- different book, different handkerchief -- and I had intended to introduce one or two more, such as a lamp and a clock. And through it all would be the Swiss Army Knife wanting more items because then it could be really useful, or so it thought.
Very Terry Pratchet meets Virginia Woolf. Kew Gardens, Disc World-style!
If you say so. That'd be totally accidental as I have never read either Pratchett or Woolf.
People used to say that my writing was very "David Lynch" in college and I was like, "The Twin Peaks guy? I don't remember anything in there about blue rhinos." Then I watched Eraserhead and realized it was insult. (I kid!)
LOL I'm sure it wasn't that bad.
In mine, the table was perpetually grumpy and jealous of the other items, because they got to leave the room and he was stuck there. The room was going to be a bedroom and I figured I could have a bit of a voyeur element as the items watched the guy bring home different women. Also, the items would change -- different book, different handkerchief -- and I had intended to introduce one or two more, such as a lamp and a clock. And through it all would be the Swiss Army Knife wanting more items because then it could be really useful, or so it thought.
What? There was no blue rhino in "Twin Peaks?" How'd that happen?
I hadn't even thought of taking a object-characterization Toy Story type of approach. That would have been kicky (and now my mind is spinning one).
Way up the line, Slyc posted that there would be one story that popped out at all of us as soon as we saw it. Several popped out at me. Wonder which one he was referring to. Maybe "Empire"(?)
Any pop out of this group to others?
I hadn't even thought of taking a object-characterization Toy Story type of approach. That would have been kicky (and now my mind is spinning one).
Way up the line, Slyc posted that there would be one story that popped out at all of us as soon as we saw it. Several popped out at me. Wonder which one he was referring to. Maybe "Empire"(?)
Any pop out of this group to others?
Not sure if Empire was the story he meant, but I can tell you it was the one he was talking about when he said he wrote to the author because he thought it wasn't finished.
That comes as a surprise. There is another one in the mix that is so obviously not finished that commenters said they looked in vein for the next page.
As for "Empire," I'll swim against the stream and suggest that you not rewrite it for the general file. While being perfect pitch in approach for an exercise such as FAWC, I believe it's too "writerly" and subtle to be understood/appreciated in the general file. I think the response there to any rewrite would be a disappointment to you for the extra effort you put into it. Just my opinion, of course. That doesn't take anything away from the story in the venue in which it was placed.
Which one was that? I know I've forgotten a lot of details because of my binge reading, but I don't recall thinking any story was unfinished.
"The Games She Plays"