Litiquette V

Enjoying your Literotica porn? Which are you more willing to do?

  • Enjoy whatever is posted

    Votes: 193 60.9%
  • Try to find the most erotic images you can find and share them

    Votes: 34 10.7%
  • Post porn as a way to entice more PMs

    Votes: 10 3.2%
  • Post porn as shock value

    Votes: 2 0.6%
  • Use the porn you see here to masturbate to

    Votes: 78 24.6%

  • Total voters
    317
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Just expected a wider selection of recreational options from this crowd? Apparently y'all are as straight as I am. :devil:

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When was the last time you saw someone you didn't know and they were so attractive it took your attention away from the task at hand? Do you just look? Do you make eye contact? Do you say "hi" or something innocent? Do you flirt? Do you hit on them?
 
It was at lunch yesterday. I was sitting with some friends in a conversation, and i completely lost track of what people were saying. I hadn't seen her around the office before, but I've only been there for a few months, so I don't know if it's someone who works with me or someone from the outside...

...but damn.

I politely stayed at the table and did my best not to stare. Had she looked in our direction I likely would have tried to make eye contact, but it didn't seem like the right time to walk away from friends I've only just made recently.
 
this happens to me all the time. usually when i'm with the BF. someone delicious walks by at a store. we have a hot waiter or waitress. i play the eye contact game. get tongue tied. make fool of self. BF gives me hard time, pokes me in the rib. then he asks the waitress for, like, extra ketchup, and cocks his eyebrow just right, and all of a sudden she's a giggling pool of goo. *smh*

and Chained, if ya wanna hear the war stories about my days of sex drugs n rock n roll, just PM me. ;)
 
When was the last time you saw someone you didn't know and they were so attractive it took your attention away from the task at hand? Do you just look? Do you make eye contact? Do you say "hi" or something innocent? Do you flirt? Do you hit on them?
I find people attractive but I don't get that "Oh my god, I can't stop staring" feeling very often. The last time I recall was when I met the electrician who was sub-contracted to do some work at our house during a re-model last year. I got flushed and flustered and completely turned on every single time he was around. He gave me his phone number… you know, in case I had any questions about the wiring. I have not used it, but the temptation is off the charts real.
 
I find people attractive but I don't get that "Oh my god, I can't stop staring" feeling very often. The last time I recall was when I met the electrician who was sub-contracted to do some work at our house during a re-model last year. I got flushed and flustered and completely turned on every single time he was around. He gave me his phone number… you know, in case I had any questions about the wiring. I have not used it, but the temptation is off the charts real.

Sounds shocking. :D Must've given you a bit of a jolt. :D
 
When I pick up my youngest from school, there was a hot dad waiting for his kiddo also. I admired from a distance, and then slowly I'd find a new standing spot closer. Eyes scanned for each other, smiles back and forths. Did this for a few years.
AND then last year knowing it was his last year at the school, I started to stand by him, made small talk here and there. Holy hell we both we're a hot mess at times. I saw him and his wife at the grocery store this past weekend, we both got a shit eating grin on our face.
 
When I pick up my youngest from school, there was a hot dad waiting for his kiddo also. I admired from a distance, and then slowly I'd find a new standing spot closer. Eyes scanned for each other, smiles back and forths. Did this for a few years.
AND then last year knowing it was his last year at the school, I started to stand by him, made small talk here and there. Holy hell we both we're a hot mess at times. I saw him and his wife at the grocery store this past weekend, we both got a shit eating grin on our face.
Oh Gosh! You're that kind of mom! :eek: :devil:
 
Last year. The ref at one of my son's games. Dear god that was one beautiful specimen. I missed half the game staring. But I didn't approach him. And I later found out he was a substitute ref from another section. I never saw him again.
 
I think I asked this question back around Easter. Saw a really attractive, girl-next-door type at a restaurant while I was having lunch with my mother. She was in the next section over, and I kept looking over at her. We made eye contact a few times, but I never approached. I still regret not at least telling her that I thought she was attractive.
 
Suz_anne got it BAD for that electrician! Lol. Not the first time she's mentioned him!! :D

SMN, you naughty minx. I think you and I could tear it up at dismissal! Moms gone wild. Hahaha
 
Okay, since I seem to have killed today's topic by drooling all over my keyboard over the electrician, I feel obliged to attempt to revive things with a good old fashioned derail…


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Okay, since I seem to have killed today's topic by drooling all over my keyboard over the electrician, I feel obliged to attempt to revive things with a good old fashioned derail…


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^that works :devil:

i shall join you

*heads off to tumblr* :D

will report back in a few
 
arts and crafts night? i'm totally gonna make this top:

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Okay, since I seem to have killed today's topic by drooling all over my keyboard over the electrician, I feel obliged to attempt to revive things with a good old fashioned derail…


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I dunno, seems pretty electrifying to me....
 
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