do you masturbate at work!

Ryniver said:
Ok, that one just made me laugh out loud (really). It also reminded me of the news story I heard about some 17-year-old kid who got caught whacking off into a tub of doughnut batter at a Dunkin' Doughnuts.

Brings a whole new meaning to the instructions "beat the batter until it is smooth" if you ask me.
lol note to self no more dunkin doughnuts...... afternoon sexy hope your having a great day:D :kiss:
 
I just masturbated today at work...

I work at a gym for the summer. It is pretty dead at 5 am so I usually grab a shower and that feeling just took over and I couldn't help myself.
 
Re: I just masturbated today at work...

sultryslayer said:
I work at a gym for the summer. It is pretty dead at 5 am so I usually grab a shower and that feeling just took over and I couldn't help myself.
ihi sultry i want to come workout with you ....:D :kiss:
 
ladywolf526 said:
ohhhhhhh the things going through my mind......ill bring the oil:D you just bring ummmmmmm you :D :kiss:

I have this minor chest congestion that wont go away. Think you can use that oil and massage my chest? Might help.

(Hmmmmmmm thinks to self...do I hope she uses her hands or her breasts) :p ;) :kiss:
 
wow

good morning my friends let me tell you about the day im having i got a call for a friend today and she is smoking hot but anyway she called me from her car to tell me that she is driving around and what she was wearing well let me tell you ... wow ... she had on a short denim skirt and a sweater top and black boots...oh ya black lace panties well she began to tease me unmercifully until i couldnt take anymore and had to go masturbate in the mens room with her on the phone driving around with her foot on the dashboard and her skirt bunched up for anyone driving by to see her wet black panties well she finally couldnt take anymore as well and parked the car and joined me ..... wow what a day .... can it get any better!!:D :kiss:
 
Lollygirl26 said:
I have this minor chest congestion that wont go away. Think you can use that oil and massage my chest? Might help.

(Hmmmmmmm thinks to self...do I hope she uses her hands or her breasts) :p ;) :kiss:
oooooooh lolly can i rubb your chest for you ..... ill make it feel all better:D :kiss:
 
God Yes!

Hell yes I masterbate at work....the only problem I find is the clean up!

I've been getting into stroking myself almost all day without letting myself cum, then letting it go right before I go home....god by that time my balls are so full of cum that when I do explode it feels like it's coming straight from my spine!!

It's so damn intense! I've even ventured occasionally to having phone sex at work....But then I think I've got just a bit of an overdriven sexual mind.
 
Oh yeah,

Nothing like getting a good rub going, snaking it through the boxers and out through the zipper. giving it a slow stroke while trying to keep the posture normal and movement un recognized, watching the coworkers go past the door over the top of the monitor. Feeling it getting closer and closer as the balls tighten and threaten to burst, the heartbeat skyrocketing, anticipating the window in which you would get caught as the shaft is too rigid to get back in the pants and the issue will be fought to be cleaned up before someone comes in to chat. Maybe ... I .. should... Oh! my God ..... Stop before it's...... it's ...... ungggggh! ..... oh! breathe... keep it quite .....ohhhhh. Damn that was tooo exciting it shot all the way to the back of the desk, coating that panel that hides your legs. just a second guys I need to reach under and get that.
 
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Mmmm after the posts I just read I think I will right now. :D


I masturbate at work. Since I am alone most the day I can do that.
 
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Lollygirl26 said:
I have this minor chest congestion that wont go away. Think you can use that oil and massage my chest? Might help.

(Hmmmmmmm thinks to self...do I hope she uses her hands or her breasts) :p ;) :kiss:
my my my this oil is nice and hot, how about i try with something hot and slow. maybe ill start with my hands and see where they go ( of course ill have to take my top of to do this):p
 
All the time

I used to work on the tenth floor of a downtown office.
Couldn't really tug myself during work hours because the
office was shared, but if I stayed after hours I would jerk
off. I'd always go into the girls washroom to cum.

Now I work at home and jerk off constantly.
It's a good life.
 
I use to for my last xbf ....then i would either write him a story about it or tell him word for word what i did...it really turned him on think i was more turned on tho:devil:
 
Starting early

Just hopped on this morning...and my mind is wondering to the thoughts of a woman sitting on my desk...skirt up around her ass....making me watch her play with her dripping pussy as I stroke my cock....look but don't touch...

This is one of my favorite fantasies at work...mutual masterbation...god I'm gonna cum soon!
 
AFTERNOON

HELLO MY FRIENDS NO BIG STORIES TODAY JUST POPPING IN TO SAY HI AND WISH ALL A GREAT DAY....:D :kiss:
 
I love feeling the rush of an orgasm at work. I read literotica stories throughout the day and feel myself squirming in the chair. I share them with some one line buddies and then all I want is to fuck them.
I put some peppermint lotion on my thighs letting the coolness whaff up to my pussy and I am driven wild. Though no one would know. I am very shy at work and most probably think I am prudish.
I have gotten so hot that I went into the bathroom and played with my clit and nipples dancing as if I was being watched. A couple times I even put thick markers inside my pussy to give me that penetration I so love for orgasm.
My first time on here and such a great topic - one I can relate to - thanks. :kiss:
 
femmepen said:
I love feeling the rush of an orgasm at work. I read literotica stories throughout the day and feel myself squirming in the chair. I share them with some one line buddies and then all I want is to fuck them.
I put some peppermint lotion on my thighs letting the coolness whaff up to my pussy and I am driven wild. Though no one would know. I am very shy at work and most probably think I am prudish.
I have gotten so hot that I went into the bathroom and played with my clit and nipples dancing as if I was being watched. A couple times I even put thick markers inside my pussy to give me that penetration I so love for orgasm.
My first time on here and such a great topic - one I can relate to - thanks. :kiss:
welcum to the club do share more with us..... would love you hear from you again.... and maybe help out one day:D :kiss:
 
"wow" :D these wanking stories are really a turn on. It must be more popular than I thought. I can't do it at work, too many people but a friend calls me once in a while on her lunch time and teases me because she knows I can't say anything back. But she does get a rise out of me that she takes care of later.


I can't remember where I read it, it was years ago but the article said that of the people that have sex at work their favorite place is on top of their bosses desk. 'ya think there's some underlying reason for that? :confused:
 
B0RN2nd said:
but a friend calls me once in a while on her lunch time and teases me because she knows I can't say anything back. But she does get a rise out of me that she takes care of later.

I think many woman like to do this. I know I am guilty of it. Im sure there are guys out there that have done it a time or two
 
pick me pick me

Lollygirl26 said:
I think many woman like to do this. I know I am guilty of it. Im sure there are guys out there that have done it a time or two
morning lolly i would love to be the lucky guy that gets teased by you at lunch......lets chat sometime:D :kiss:
 
alphawolf718 said:
how many of you masturbate or have masturbated at work....if so where and when .... i have done it many time in fact just last week..... started at my desk and had to finish in the mens room but still very exciting ... something about it being taboo makes it much more fun..... let me know your stories:D

I'm a general contractor for commercial buildings, and I absolutely LOVE to go to the jobsite early in the morning where I always have high speed internet set up and read Lit stories or look at soft porn and rub one out on the job site. Its the best.
 
tgif!!!!!!

good morning my friends..... well here we go again what a day its going to be my "friend" called me again..... playing the little miss innocent roll and being completely sexy tell me about the skirt she is wearing and how the slit is right up to her hips and her thong panties how wet they are and then she says hold on and slides her finger inside her panties to taste herself for me ok at this point in so hard it hurts so i go into the mens roomwith my cordless phone and listened to her tell me how she was doing herself and how good it felt until she was almost frantic as her coworkers worked and walked all around ...... god it was hotttttt i exploded shortly thereafter what a great start to the day...... i love my job...:D :kiss:
 
oh shit................. damn........... god it's so difficult typing with wet fingers:devil: :D :p
 
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