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Old 07-01-2018, 11:12 PM   #3726
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I just donít know.

I slipped out of work early a couple weeks ago, to watch my daughterís choir performance. They were singing a dozen or so numbers for the residents, at a seniorís assisted living facility.

It was a glorious, sunny day, and the assembled childrenís voices were hopeful and angelic, flowing sweetly out from the gazebo the kids were crowded into, out to the gathered audience and all corners of the garden.

There I was, the proud and beaming father, smiling and humming along to songs now familiar, when six or seven songs in I am overcome, as if by a wave, with feels. A wee twister of emotions swell and gather strength inside my chest, tears well up and tip out of the corners of my eyes, and I know that if I turn and go to say something to my wife, my voice will crack, and that will bust open the dam inside.


Last week the Boy and I are hanging out and working on a bike he and I are building. Iím kinda just hanginí back, watching him work out what size combo wrench heíll need to tighten the seat post, when I am once more visited by this attack of the feels. My heart feels fit to burst, and I just want to scoop the lad up and kiss him and hug him and tell him he is loved.
He looks up from what he is doing and, seeing my goofy face, asks ĎWhat? Whatís so funny?í
ĎNothing.í I tell him.
ĎThen why are you smiling like that?í he asks.
ĎI donít know.í I say, cause I donít.


I think Iím losing my badass edge.

Ruse?

Iím supposed to be cold as a fish, mean as a rattlesnake, heartless as a bullet.

What the hell is happening to me?
Too much hockey? You are getting all that agression out in a controlled setting. Will make a total pussy cat out of you.
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Old 07-03-2018, 11:41 PM   #3727
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Old 07-03-2018, 11:43 PM   #3728
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Old 07-05-2018, 01:03 AM   #3729
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Old 07-08-2018, 09:28 PM   #3730
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Why does good news always come with a great big BUT worth of bad news.

Iíve booked a holiday, I might just finish that off in Switzerland and then....finish it all off.
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Old 07-08-2018, 09:44 PM   #3731
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Why does good news always come with a great big BUT worth of bad news.

Iíve booked a holiday, I might just finish that off in Switzerland and then....finish it all off.
Iím sure Switzerland is lovely, but no said and done til after Bora Bora, Madame. Iím writing as fast as I can!
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Old 07-08-2018, 11:06 PM   #3732
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Iím sure Switzerland is lovely, but no said and done til after Bora Bora, Madame. Iím writing as fast as I can!
Euthanasia is legal there. Well it is also legal here but much fucking harder to achieve.

Come to Puglia with me instead. We can share a beautiful Italian man, get drunk on Limoncello Spritz, and then I can go get put down.
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Old 07-08-2018, 11:08 PM   #3733
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Euthanasia is legal there. Well it is also legal here but much fucking harder to achieve.

Come to Puglia with me instead. We can share a beautiful Italian man, get drunk on Limoncello Spritz, and then I can go get put down.
Have some fondue first!
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Old 07-08-2018, 11:11 PM   #3734
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Have some fondue first!
You can come to Switzerland and feed me fondue while theyíre putting me down.
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Old 07-08-2018, 11:14 PM   #3735
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You can come to Switzerland and feed me fondue while theyíre putting me down.
Can I have the leftovers? If so, then count me in.

I mean the fondue, to be clear.
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Old 07-08-2018, 11:35 PM   #3736
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Can I have the leftovers? If so, then count me in.

I mean the fondue, to be clear.
Of course. You can even take it home. I mean it would start to really stink and ooze pretty quickly but you might get a good day out of it if you really pump up the air con.

The fondue, that is.
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Old 07-08-2018, 11:53 PM   #3737
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A long time ago, one of my girlfriends was trying to have a serious conversation and since it was roughly the time of Kavorkian trials, she asked me what I thought of euthanasia.

I thought a minute and told her I thought they were probably generally the same as youth right here in Texas.
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Old 07-09-2018, 12:01 AM   #3738
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I had to do an essay on euthanasia in my early high school years. I wrote an essay on Vietnamese young people.

Badass. Legit fucking badass. Right??
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Old 07-09-2018, 12:03 AM   #3739
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I know. Itís surprising that I was only expelled once.
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Old 07-09-2018, 05:39 PM   #3741
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That's my record, too, in fact. Only once. Idiots!
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Old 07-10-2018, 04:53 AM   #3742
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That's my record, too, in fact. Only once. Idiots!
Bad boy! What did you do?!
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Old 07-10-2018, 07:20 AM   #3743
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Getting ready to go on vacation should't be so much work that it takes the first two days of vacation just to unwind enough to enjoy a vacation.
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Old 07-11-2018, 01:14 AM   #3744
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I know. Itís surprising that I was only expelled once.
Once is really not too bad.

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Bad boy! What did you do?!
And are there pictures?

I went to a professional baseball game. I did not die of boredom. Luckily there are some very attractive lads who play baseball, and even more attractive lads who are willing to explain the game to you if you act dumb enough.
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Old 07-11-2018, 07:29 AM   #3745
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We couldn't all be cowboys
So some of us are clowns
And some of us are dancers on the midway
We roam from town to town
I hope that everybody can find a little flame
Me, I say my prayers,
Then I just light myself on fire
And I walk out on the wire once again.
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Once is really not too bad.



And are there pictures?

I went to a professional baseball game. I did not die of boredom. Luckily there are some very attractive lads who play baseball, and even more attractive lads who are willing to explain the game to you if you act dumb enough.
No pics. Daguerreotypes we're too expensive then.
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Old 07-14-2018, 03:52 AM   #3748
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Old 07-16-2018, 12:00 AM   #3749
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No pics. Daguerreotypes we're too expensive then.
I think you may be fibbing.


On another note, I try to give people the benefit of the doubt, but sometimes there is no benefit, and only doubt.
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Old 07-16-2018, 10:07 PM   #3750
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Euthanasia is legal there. Well it is also legal here but much fucking harder to achieve.

Come to Puglia with me instead. We can share a beautiful Italian man, get drunk on Limoncello Spritz, and then I can go get put down.
I am all for the majority of this plan, but not so much for the putting down. While I would try to look tragically beautiful, it wouldnít go well Iím sure.

Besides, we need to make a side trip to Girona Spain. There is a restaurant there Iím dying to try, and a very oddly sexy pastry chef, we should also share.
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