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Old 07-03-2018, 11:41 PM   #3726
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Old 07-03-2018, 11:43 PM   #3727
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Old 07-05-2018, 01:03 AM   #3728
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Old 07-08-2018, 09:28 PM   #3729
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Why does good news always come with a great big BUT worth of bad news.

Iíve booked a holiday, I might just finish that off in Switzerland and then....finish it all off.
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Old 07-08-2018, 09:44 PM   #3730
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Why does good news always come with a great big BUT worth of bad news.

Iíve booked a holiday, I might just finish that off in Switzerland and then....finish it all off.
Iím sure Switzerland is lovely, but no said and done til after Bora Bora, Madame. Iím writing as fast as I can!
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Old 07-08-2018, 11:06 PM   #3731
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Iím sure Switzerland is lovely, but no said and done til after Bora Bora, Madame. Iím writing as fast as I can!
Euthanasia is legal there. Well it is also legal here but much fucking harder to achieve.

Come to Puglia with me instead. We can share a beautiful Italian man, get drunk on Limoncello Spritz, and then I can go get put down.
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Old 07-08-2018, 11:08 PM   #3732
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Euthanasia is legal there. Well it is also legal here but much fucking harder to achieve.

Come to Puglia with me instead. We can share a beautiful Italian man, get drunk on Limoncello Spritz, and then I can go get put down.
Have some fondue first!
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Old 07-08-2018, 11:11 PM   #3733
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Have some fondue first!
You can come to Switzerland and feed me fondue while theyíre putting me down.
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Old 07-08-2018, 11:14 PM   #3734
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You can come to Switzerland and feed me fondue while theyíre putting me down.
Can I have the leftovers? If so, then count me in.

I mean the fondue, to be clear.
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Old 07-08-2018, 11:35 PM   #3735
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Can I have the leftovers? If so, then count me in.

I mean the fondue, to be clear.
Of course. You can even take it home. I mean it would start to really stink and ooze pretty quickly but you might get a good day out of it if you really pump up the air con.

The fondue, that is.
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Old 07-08-2018, 11:53 PM   #3736
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A long time ago, one of my girlfriends was trying to have a serious conversation and since it was roughly the time of Kavorkian trials, she asked me what I thought of euthanasia.

I thought a minute and told her I thought they were probably generally the same as youth right here in Texas.
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Old 07-09-2018, 12:01 AM   #3737
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I had to do an essay on euthanasia in my early high school years. I wrote an essay on Vietnamese young people.

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Old 07-09-2018, 12:03 AM   #3738
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I know. Itís surprising that I was only expelled once.
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Old 07-09-2018, 05:39 PM   #3740
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That's my record, too, in fact. Only once. Idiots!
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Old 07-10-2018, 04:53 AM   #3741
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That's my record, too, in fact. Only once. Idiots!
Bad boy! What did you do?!
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Old 07-10-2018, 07:20 AM   #3742
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Getting ready to go on vacation should't be so much work that it takes the first two days of vacation just to unwind enough to enjoy a vacation.
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Old 07-11-2018, 01:14 AM   #3743
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I know. Itís surprising that I was only expelled once.
Once is really not too bad.

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Bad boy! What did you do?!
And are there pictures?

I went to a professional baseball game. I did not die of boredom. Luckily there are some very attractive lads who play baseball, and even more attractive lads who are willing to explain the game to you if you act dumb enough.
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Old 07-11-2018, 07:29 AM   #3744
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So some of us are clowns
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We roam from town to town
I hope that everybody can find a little flame
Me, I say my prayers,
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Old 07-12-2018, 12:26 AM   #3745
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And are there pictures?

I went to a professional baseball game. I did not die of boredom. Luckily there are some very attractive lads who play baseball, and even more attractive lads who are willing to explain the game to you if you act dumb enough.
No pics. Daguerreotypes we're too expensive then.
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Old 07-14-2018, 03:52 AM   #3747
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Old 07-16-2018, 12:00 AM   #3748
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No pics. Daguerreotypes we're too expensive then.
I think you may be fibbing.


On another note, I try to give people the benefit of the doubt, but sometimes there is no benefit, and only doubt.
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Euthanasia is legal there. Well it is also legal here but much fucking harder to achieve.

Come to Puglia with me instead. We can share a beautiful Italian man, get drunk on Limoncello Spritz, and then I can go get put down.
I am all for the majority of this plan, but not so much for the putting down. While I would try to look tragically beautiful, it wouldnít go well Iím sure.

Besides, we need to make a side trip to Girona Spain. There is a restaurant there Iím dying to try, and a very oddly sexy pastry chef, we should also share.
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I think you may be fibbing.


On another note, I try to give people the benefit of the doubt, but sometimes there is no benefit, and only doubt.
It's quite true that no pictures exist, though, on further review, it's possible that the Polaroid had been invented by then. Fortunately, Polarioids fade quite fatally over periods that can be measured in decades. I will admit that a certain amount of alcohol may have been involved, along with a small truckload of pumpkins and a dormitory that had been built by the Navy that successfully lived up to its design criterion of indestructibility.
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