The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

TE999 said:

And you get back some tasty ribeye steaks.

I put in an owners manual for a TRS-80 'puter...

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voluptuary_manque said:

And you get a Heavyweight Champion Buckle.


I put in a pile of papers that need grading.

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slyc_willie said:

And you get a stack of 5 1/2-inch floppies filled with 'Jumpman' games.



And you get back the long lost final chapter of On The Road.

I put in a bottle of Maalox Advanced . . . .

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FallingToFly said:

And you get back spicy chili.

I put in the remaining four pineapples of the shipment of six that arrived today...

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Katyusha said:

And you get a can of pineapple frosting.

I put in Gizz's I'm-doing-this-by-myself attitude...

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Stella_Omega said:

And you get it back half-done.

I'm putting in six white-and black cats...

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voluptuary_manque said:

And get back six skunks! (deodorized, of course)

I put in a Havahart live trap.

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TE999 said:

And you get back a possum.

I put in a 10 in 1 ratchet screwdriver...

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MistressLynn said:

And you get a handyman once a week for a year.

I put in four pair of vintage ladies white dress gloves.

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voluptuary_manque said:

And get back one vintage lady, (like the VAPA inspector who is 78 and dies her hair bright red. )

I put in a nearly-weeded vegetable garden.

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fieryjen said:

Don't mind me, carry on with the machine... I'm just stalking Kat...

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MistressLynn said:

Hahaha


And you get back a glorious rose bush.

I put in a box of novels I already read.

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Katyusha said:

And you get back a novel that's yet to be written.

I put in my contact lenses...

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Gizzmotick said:

And get back an optical illusion.

I put in a broken bed-frame.

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Katyusha said:

And you get back a whole lot of tickling.

I put in my long piece of blue ribbon...

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Gizzmotick said:

And you get a nifty hair bow that always manages to come loose at the worst possible moment.

I put in all of our remote controls.

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Katyusha said:

And you get back one super remote control that powers everything and is the size of a dime.

I put in the cat and her fur...

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Gizzmotick said:

And you get a small wookie.

I put in my model collection.

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Katyusha said:

And you get back the International Space Station.

I put in all our little bags of Doritos...

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Gizzmotick said:

And you get back a giant pile of crumbs.

I put in our old carpet.

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Katyusha said:

And get back a padded cell with carpet.

I put in all my spoons...

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Gizzmotick said:

And get back a rather large key-ring.

I put in my collection of magnets.

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Katyusha said:

Oh, I'd better make an attempt to hide.

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Katyusha said:

And you get back the north pole.

I put in ten tons of dirt...

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Gizzmotick said:

And you get back 5 bars of soap.

I put in a stack of useless, outdated business cards.

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