Emmy,
Will this help:
I think the only thing missing from your triptych of boozy nekkid lust is… ME! *pout* Why am I not there, straddling you in that chair and taking off the rest of your clothes for you? Can I wear your tie and pour you another drink? Your glass looks empty. Mmmmm. So yummy.
Please sit over there on the (casting) couch and tell me about your best attributes. This interview will be interactive, performance based, and test your willingness to take orders. 
Damn. You look like you need some help getting out of that shirt!
PM me for pics.
Emmy,
Will this help:
Ohhh YESSSS, ohhhh WOOOOWWWW.
Your are so F**** sexy
Happy Easter sexy devil and THANK THANK THANK YOU.
Now more pretty please
. But I did manage to make a few sexy audio files, and video files to share with a few of my LitFriends. . Hopefully they caused a bit of a splash. I hope everyone had a relaxing, fun, and sexy Easter weekend. Especially sexy.
I had a lot of downtime this weekend, spent nearly all day yesterday in bed. Alas all alone.
Feel free to PM me and let me know what you did to sex up your weekend.
SJ
Oh things DEFINITELY got splashy! There's no doubt about that. Thanks, sexy -- and I filled you in on some extra details.
hi Ellexa. Hope you are have a nice, and sexy morning in bed this fine Saturday. Do we have to choose only one? I vote for more, just more.
I thought I would repost the ones that Photobucket pulled. Since they were only up for a few hours.
Enjoy!
http://sailorjerry2.tumblr.com/post/83919480729
http://sailorjerry2.tumblr.com/post/83919745677
http://sailorjerry2.tumblr.com/post/83919745677
Img codes are frustrating me today.
YOU ARE SOOO SOOOO SOOOO SEXY.
MMMM and thank YOU for all the goodies, loved loved loved it.
Have a wonderful naughty Sunday.
I like it when someone gets to root through my naughty Toy box. Did I read somewhere that you were out with the girls last night? I've been traipsing all over Lit this AM and can't remember where I've been. I should really leave a trail of bread crumbs. Anyways, any stories to tell?
I get back "Uh oh. You're a pornographer" in response. Now, she knows what I do for a living, and it's not 'pornographer'. Since then I've noticed that she is not comfortable around the subject of sex whatsoever, even in light joking banter. So that's it - she's on the way out - I'm not going to change, or hide my sensual self to date a prude. End of that story.
SO. I realize that what I do on my thread would not be considered mainstream in the least stretch of theimagination, but how does one approach the subject and get sexual issues out into the conversation when getting into a new relationship?
I recently started dating someone - well, to be more correct, we've had one date and have been in daily contact since (text, email, phone, etc..) for the last few weeks due to our busy schedules. When I text, I usually incorporate photos as part of a fun banter - often I just grab apropo pics from the internet on my phone, but I also take and send funny selfies which are also appropriate to the conversation.
A few days ago she asked me what I did the night before. I responded that I just kicked back at home, and attached the third panel version of the following image.
Well, that does it.
The real question is: At what point in a relationship should I introduce my "other side"? My instinct says: after there is some sexual activity and sexual discussion is on the table. It's something that I don't want to have to hide fro a new lover and potential life mate.
Comments?
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Emmy,
Will this help:
SO. I realize that what I do on my thread would not be considered mainstream in the least stretch of theimagination, but how does one approach the subject and get sexual issues out into the conversation when getting into a new relationship?
I recently started dating someone - well, to be more correct, we've had one date and have been in daily contact since (text, email, phone, etc..) for the last few weeks due to our busy schedules. When I text, I usually incorporate photos as part of a fun banter - often I just grab apropo pics from the internet on my phone, but I also take and send funny selfies which are also appropriate to the conversation.
A few days ago she asked me what I did the night before. I responded that I just kicked back at home, and attached the third panel version of the following image.
Well, that does it.
The real question is: At what point in a relationship should I introduce my "other side"? My instinct says: after there is some sexual activity and sexual discussion is on the table. It's something that I don't want to have to hide fro a new lover and potential life mate.
Comments?
SO. I realize that what I do on my thread would not be considered mainstream in the least stretch of theimagination, but how does one approach the subject and get sexual issues out into the conversation when getting into a new relationship?
I recently started dating someone - well, to be more correct, we've had one date and have been in daily contact since (text, email, phone, etc..) for the last few weeks due to our busy schedules. When I text, I usually incorporate photos as part of a fun banter - often I just grab apropo pics from the internet on my phone, but I also take and send funny selfies which are also appropriate to the conversation.
A few days ago she asked me what I did the night before. I responded that I just kicked back at home, and attached the third panel version of the following image.
Well, that does it.
The real question is: At what point in a relationship should I introduce my "other side"? My instinct says: after there is some sexual activity and sexual discussion is on the table. It's something that I don't want to have to hide fro a new lover and potential life mate.
Comments?
