sweepthefloor
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It's back to work bitches and the #1 job is to enhance myocardial oxygen supply and decrease myocardial oxygen demand.
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Stopping the heart would decrease demand considerably.It's back to work bitches and the #1 job is to enhance myocardial oxygen supply and decrease myocardial oxygen demand.
A heart that doesn't beat does not perfuse!Stopping the heart would decrease demand considerably.
But don't they have machines for that?A heart that doesn't beat does not perfuse!
We are the machines baby.But don't they have machines for that?
You want my ass out here?Pic link?
As soon as I get this unit under control because some fool decided to give me power.Stat!
We could cook the house supervisor, but her meat is kinda tough if you know what I mean.STF is in charge today! WOOT! Where are we having lunch delivered from? Who's paying?
We could cook the house supervisor, but her meat is kinda tough if you know what I mean.
I want to skate the RTs pole---- or maybe he could just manage my airway.
He: I am being slaughtered. I can’t cover the house.
Me: It’s been rough.
He: How many in restraints up there?
Me: Let me recalculate and get back to you.
He: You did a good job today.
Me: You too, good luck tonight.
I am a good girl.
The sweethearts It's scary thinking that some of our second-years will be third-years very soon. Honestly, we had some good first-years this year.Yeah. No. Don't you have some fresh young resident that we could cook instead?
Wow, you know there is something about the RT-- It's not just that many of them are the hottest, but it's a security thing. I feel safer, they are managing our ventilators, doing checks, and their knowledge of all things lung airway mechanics is attractive.Every hospital must have hot RTs. Is it a job requirement for them or something?
They are snoopers and it is a struggle. While we battle to protect our own units they battle to protect the house. It can't be easy.(((((((snoopervisors))))))) I don't know why they do the jobs they do. Talk about no appreciation. It can't be worth the hassle they put up with. God love 'em.
The sweethearts It's scary thinking that some of our second-years will be third-years very soon. Honestly, we had some good first-years this year.
There is one on the whipping wall lately, he's going to be a third-year and I feel bad because he lost respect with his own. He's always getting bitched out by Dr. Mean. At the same time he is not keeping up. I try to help him.
Wow, you know there is something about the RT-- It's not just that many of them are the hottest, but it's a security thing. I feel safer, they are managing our ventilators, doing checks, and their knowledge of all things lung airway mechanics is attractive.
Not to mention the fact that they collect sputum in traps for us! I want to say: I got your dick sputum trap--- right here.
And the travel-- it's so scary transporting a sick person with all the lines and tubes. RT presence provides a sense of safety...ok if we code in route we got the muscle!
And sometimes they make me feel like a princess. The other day I threw up the IV pumps and drips onto the bed pole. Two transporters pushed the bed, RT had the portable ventilator, and I had.....
"Just look pretty and watch the monitor."
Alright!
They are snoopers and it is a struggle. While we battle to protect our own units they battle to protect the house. It can't be easy.
NSS Bolus 1 liter IV x 1 wide open now please.
That always gets me so hott.