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Old 05-17-2016, 10:36 PM   #476
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It wasn't the boner...it was the various tentacles/eels protruding from various parts of the anatomy...
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Old 05-17-2016, 11:32 PM   #477
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Do wild fucks on the beach do it for you?

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Hello there! If you're dead and responding it gives me the creeps but if you tell me what it's like on he other side I'll promise to be good. As for those who are alive and kicking, great to see you've got some pigment in your skin! (Might I add reassuring too)

I've recently came upon a luxurious amount of spare time and thought what better way to fiddle around with it than chatting up fellow lit'sters.

I prefer tall, dark, and handsome/beautiful with interests in long walks on the beach. Oh definitely can't forget moon gazing as weeeeeell. But anyhow not quite sure if I should have worked harder on the sarcasm but maybe someone would be nice enough to give me a gentle lesson in improving my playful jousting.

I'm a playful young gal just looking for a good chat to pass the time. So please leave your name and number after the beep! *beeeep*

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Old 05-18-2016, 10:44 AM   #478
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Do wild fucks on the beach do it for you?
I hear that sand gets every where when you're on the beach. I'd have to say no, I'd prefer sand out of all crevices.

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It wasn't the boner...it was the various tentacles/eels protruding from various parts of the anatomy...
It seems that you've watched one too many hentais.
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Old 05-18-2016, 10:48 AM   #479
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Kiss. Good morning, Lotus.
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Old 05-18-2016, 11:10 AM   #480
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Kiss. Good morning, Lotus.
Good morning Azul! *kisses you on each cheek*
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Old 05-18-2016, 09:25 PM   #481
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Good morning Azul! *kisses you on each cheek*
Hope you had a good day.
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Old 06-19-2016, 01:29 AM   #482
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KABOOM BAM SHAAAAZAM.

Has anyone started playing Dead Before Daylight?

Also how's everyone's night going?
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Old 07-12-2016, 04:07 PM   #483
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Old 07-12-2016, 10:47 PM   #484
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I just want to say that I love both this thread and its original poster. As I am also a playful and friendly sort of person, I would be utterly, fabulously delighted to chat with literally anyone who could stand chatting with me for at least 3.6 seconds. If you can stand chatting with me for 3.5 seconds, but no more... Well, this may not work out. Haha!
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Old 07-14-2016, 08:56 PM   #485
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My wife and I are looking for people to sext with her with the possibility of eventually meeting up. Is there a specific thread for that?
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Old 07-15-2016, 04:41 PM   #486
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Talking

Tall-ish, dark (should be but not really), good looking (eye of the beholder and such). An excellent listener and working on the talking part. Partially broken but in the queue for getting fixed. Am I sounding interesting? Mehhh.
But you never know. I could be just the thing you are looking for. My personality is a little sharp when I open my mouth and I love some barbed repartee.
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Old 07-15-2016, 09:16 PM   #487
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Hi folks!
Always happy to chat, all about this or that. Bring it on, and don't forget to wear your chatting hat!
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Old 07-28-2016, 02:31 AM   #488
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*super ultra mega smashing cuddly giant furry bear hug*

1v1 me.

Skull Girls fight. Right now.

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I just want to say that I love both this thread and its original poster. As I am also a playful and friendly sort of person, I would be utterly, fabulously delighted to chat with literally anyone who could stand chatting with me for at least 3.6 seconds. If you can stand chatting with me for 3.5 seconds, but no more... Well, this may not work out. Haha!
I hadn't noticed someone wrote in my thread. Thank you for the kind words. I will say that my attention span for a thoughtfully constructed pm is shit. Although I am much faster in replying on the threads.
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Old 07-28-2016, 02:48 AM   #489
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*super ultra mega smashing cuddly giant furry bear hug*

1v1 me.

Skull Girls fight. Right now.



I hadn't noticed someone wrote in my thread. Thank you for the kind words. I will say that my attention span for a thoughtfully constructed pm is shit. Although I am much faster in replying on the threads.
I'll play you some MvC3
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Old 08-03-2016, 05:07 PM   #490
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I'll play you some MvC3
They don't have my main squeeze. Dan my man.
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Old 09-27-2016, 01:37 AM   #491
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Hello fellow litsters!
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Old 09-27-2016, 09:59 AM   #492
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Hello fellow litsters!
Hello darling hows your day
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Old 06-13-2018, 08:28 PM   #493
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Bringing this thread back from the dead. Necromancy is a bit sexy, no?
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Old 07-17-2018, 06:38 AM   #494
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Bringing this thread back from the dead. Necromancy is a bit sexy, no?
The dead have their egos too .
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Old 08-24-2018, 03:58 PM   #495
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Bringing this thread back from the dead. Necromancy is a bit sexy, no?
Well necromancy is basically the practice of making bones rise, so one classification could be sexy for the profession
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Old 08-24-2018, 04:06 PM   #496
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ColumbusOHcpl38: Pls PM me. Would def enjoy sexting with your wife. While not able to meet up, can def enjoy her online.
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