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01-21-2014, 11:03 AM
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The Sweet Heart
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Perhaps google will know, otherwise we'd have to venture out to find a sage who doesn't speak in riddles. A puzzling message may lead to yet another voyage.
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01-21-2014, 11:53 AM
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Really Really Experienced
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"How does one tell if one is dead or alive??"
I suggest emailing the social security system for an opinion: they're occasionally wrong, but never in doubt. (See, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_...ty_Death_Index for details.)
The only problem I can foresee is if you find you have a difference of opinion; in that case, you're probably screwed...although it would give you an interesting defense to a charge of tax evasion...or any other future criminal charges.
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01-21-2014, 12:13 PM
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The Sweet Heart
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There's our sage to the rescue!
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01-21-2014, 12:19 PM
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Really Really Experienced
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alive here!
I just checked my pulse to confirm!!
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01-21-2014, 12:43 PM
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The Sweet Heart
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I just checked my pulse to confirm!!
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Let's hope you checked the one above the belt :0
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01-21-2014, 12:45 PM
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Grilled cheese
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Let's hope you checked the one above the belt :0
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All hooked up to the same system. 
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01-21-2014, 12:51 PM
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Let's hope you checked the one above the belt :0
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I checked both, all of the plumbing and pipes work...
Good Morning sunshine
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01-21-2014, 01:26 PM
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The Sweet Heart
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I will use my subsiding deathly cold as an excuse for my ditsyness. Had one too many smack my head moments today.
Last edited by L0tus : 01-21-2014 at 02:11 PM.
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01-21-2014, 01:31 PM
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Sub Whisperer
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Necro-Lotus is resurrecting this thread.
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That reminds me of Brian Lumley's Necroscope books. The hero, Harry Keough, had the ability to communicate with the dead (could have used that recently when I went to the Registry to renew my driver's license).
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01-21-2014, 02:15 PM
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The Sweet Heart
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Originally Posted by Blase
That reminds me of Brian Lumley's Necroscope books. The hero, Harry Keough, had the ability to communicate with the dead (could have used that recently when I went to the Registry to renew my driver's license).
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I've heard of the books before but never read them. I first learned of the books when watching a game play of Resident Evil. I bet you had to wake up bright and early. If you didn't then may the force be with you!
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01-21-2014, 02:18 PM
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There was a Douglas Adams book with a similar premise, IIRC.
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01-21-2014, 02:21 PM
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Sub Whisperer
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I bet you had to wake up bright and early. If you didn't then may the force be with you!
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Waking up bright and early is not my best thing. I like to think that I wake up bright, but seldom early, and when I do wake up early, I may not be quite as bright...
As for the force being with me, I'm pretty good with the persuasion, so I seldom need the force. 
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01-21-2014, 02:27 PM
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Studies
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The whole tall, dark and handsome is only a joke. Cliches are fun to play with 
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"Zealously stand guard against the rising tide of clichés, which looms ominously, ever-threatening to engulf your writing in a sea of banality."
- Tio Narratore
But what's with this dualism? No need to be even the least Cartesian about it all; why not be dead AND alive?
-Schrodinger's Cat
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01-21-2014, 03:32 PM
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Sub Whisperer
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But what's with this dualism? No need to be even the least Cartesian about it all; why not be dead AND alive?
-Schrodinger's Cat
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Actually, the idea of being dead and alive seems pretty compatible with many versions of dualism: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dualism...phy_of_mind**9
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01-21-2014, 03:38 PM
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I think I'm alive or I at least hope so.
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01-21-2014, 11:51 PM
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The Sweet Heart
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tio_Narratore
"Zealously stand guard against the rising tide of clichés, which looms ominously, ever-threatening to engulf your writing in a sea of banality."
- Tio Narratore
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Leave it to a professor to caution me with cliches. Definitely brings me back to my early undergraduate years.
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01-22-2014, 03:25 AM
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Nice idea for a thread. Lol everyone
Needs a little conversation
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01-22-2014, 03:33 AM
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Nice idea for a thread. Lol everyone
Needs a little conversation
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True, wallflowering will get you nowhere
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01-22-2014, 05:26 PM
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The Sweet Heart
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Ahoy matey
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01-22-2014, 05:33 PM
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Ahoy matey
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Arrrrgh . . . .

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01-22-2014, 05:35 PM
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The zoo was fun.
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Dead or alive......do zombies chat? From what I have seen they mostly stagger around a lot and make moaning noises. Kind of like my hubs after a night out and I am the one driving him and his drunk buddies home.
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01-22-2014, 05:42 PM
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Virgin
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Dead or alive......do zombies chat? From what I have seen they mostly stagger around a lot and make moaning noises. Kind of like my hubs after a night out and I am the one driving him and his drunk buddies home.
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Love it!
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01-23-2014, 11:39 AM
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The Sweet Heart
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Quote:
Originally Posted by southern_gal
Dead or alive......do zombies chat? From what I have seen they mostly stagger around a lot and make moaning noises. Kind of like my hubs after a night out and I am the one driving him and his drunk buddies home.
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Well if that zombie can muster an email then great! They're creatures of action and seldom ever speak. Yes, they're socially awkward but I promise you, oh boy can they eat a girl out! 
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01-23-2014, 11:46 AM
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Literotica Guru
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I would very much like someone to chat with, you pick the topic and I will provide the wit, humor and charm.
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01-23-2014, 11:49 AM
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Studies
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Yes and no...
Quote:
Originally Posted by L0tus
Leave it to a professor to caution me with cliches. Definitely brings me back to my early undergraduate years.
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Early undergraduate years? Were there middle and even later undergraduate years? How long did you spend getting your Bachelor's?
And speaking of dead and/or alive, might we try a little time/space shift and get into some good old-fashioned Thanatos/Eros dualism?
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