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My hands on his thighs, long and firm,
Pinning me down whichever, way I turn
The thrust is so thick
But my lips are slick
And we make great butter as we churn
 
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The pols fellate themselves in DC
So how 'bout you come fellate me
Give my juicy shlong a good suck
 
The pols fellate themselves in DC
So how 'bout you come fellate me
Give my juicy shlong a good suck
Then we'll fuck, fuck and fuck
 
The pols fellate themselves in DC
So how 'bout you come fellate me
Give my juicy shlong a good suck
Then we'll fuck, fuck and fuck
A marathon of hot sex it will be :D
 
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a girl from france flaunted thongs
while her boyfriend was quite fond of bongs
she sucked his sweet joint
 
a girl from france flaunted thongs
while her boyfriend was quite fond of bongs
she sucked his sweet joint
up to a point
 
a girl from france flaunted thongs
while her boyfriend was quite fond of bongs
she sucked his sweet joint
up to a point
until he exploded his dong
 
Her pink skirt was frilly and short
All eyes on her legs at the resort
With a flick and a shake
 
Her pink skirt was frilly and short
All eyes on her legs at the resort
With a flick and a shake
had all the men quake
 
Her pink skirt was frilly and short
All eyes on her legs at the resort
With a flick and a shake
had all the men quake
And lifted her dress to sexually consort.
 
With of tales of fucking yet to report
And her ability to twist and contort
With such a talent, much is at stake
so what if the boobs are fake
 
With of tales of fucking yet to report
And her ability to twist and contort
With such a talent, much is at stake
so what if the boobs are fake
Passions are up, too late to abort.
 
there was an old man on a bike
he was very drunk some
when he was there
he said shlposhduggerfukguz
so they put his head on a pike
 
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