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Old 10-12-2017, 02:32 PM   #3626
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Old 10-12-2017, 06:29 PM   #3627
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It sounds as if your management team needs to be sent to the sandpit of Khmer Rouge-style re-education. It's just beyond the rocking horse of shame.
I think I know where that is, it's past the graveyard of youth and dreams and to the left of that hill all the shit rolls down.

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In the corporate spirit of imaginary tools and garden sheds, perhaps some in your office would benefit from some big ol' drops in their buckets.

More bucket filling, less bucket dippin'!
I can't show them that. It would be only a matter of time before they start assigning books about cheese again.

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Or perhaps some bucket kicking.
I was considering hitting a few of them with the brick of attitude adjustment, but on advice of my international counsel, decided to answer all emails and OCs with only quotes from Game of Thrones.

My manager: M, are you joining this meeting?
Me: No, for the night is dark and full of terrors.
My manager:. . . . What?

Everyone else just got HODOR! for the rest of the day.
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Old 10-12-2017, 07:45 PM   #3628
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Old 10-12-2017, 07:55 PM   #3629
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Who wants some pasta?
I have multiple cakes for dessert.
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Old 10-12-2017, 07:57 PM   #3630
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I would have thought you'd bring the sauce.
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Old 10-12-2017, 08:35 PM   #3631
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I would have thought you'd bring the sauce.
Always, that's a given.
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Old 10-13-2017, 02:19 AM   #3632
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Hankering for some pulled pork.


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Old 10-13-2017, 04:49 AM   #3633
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Old 10-13-2017, 03:05 PM   #3634
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Hankering for some pulled pork.


Know what I mean?
*wink*

We are having him meet us in Bora Bora for him to star in the film adaptation of my novel, right?
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Old 10-13-2017, 03:17 PM   #3635
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Corp buzz phrase of the day is: root cause.

If I had made this morning's meeting into a drinking game, Id have alcohol poisoning. And yet again, my candor, not appreciated.

I should go back to bartending, or baking.
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Old 10-13-2017, 04:52 PM   #3636
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Hankering for some pulled pork.


Know what I mean?


Still have the tummy mumbles for the wee lil' piggy?


You chased that one off good and gone.
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Old 10-13-2017, 05:21 PM   #3637
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Still have the tummy mumbles for the wee lil' piggy?


You chased that one off good and gone.
I love me some piggy!!!
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Old 10-13-2017, 05:52 PM   #3638
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*wink*

We are having him meet us in Bora Bora for him to star in the film adaptation of my novel, right?
I'll have to have my agent clear my schedule, but it's doable.
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I'll have to have my agent clear my schedule, but it's doable.
Wait. What did I miss here? I was talking about actual pulled pork.
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Old 10-13-2017, 06:49 PM   #3640
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Wait. What did I miss here? I was talking about actual pulled pork.
I was talking about starring in SaucyMinx's film. I don't know how much pork is involved.
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Old 10-13-2017, 06:51 PM   #3641
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Im so confused.


Im going to go cook some bacon and mind my own.
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Old 10-13-2017, 10:49 PM   #3642
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Old 10-14-2017, 12:11 AM   #3643
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Im so confused.


Im going to go cook some bacon and mind my own.
How was the bacon?

This is a wee bit awkward, I thought we were having Hugh Jackman audition for the starring role in the film adaptation of my novel but Des seems to have been given the part, in the meantime. No one ever consults the author!

I'm sure Des will do a bang up job. Please be sure to send your headshots, and those, uh, other pics, to my casting director, Ms. Rainshine.

I will just have to tell Hugh, he has been scaled down to the friend role.
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Old 10-14-2017, 12:47 AM   #3644
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I think this guy would be a reallly good assistant. Yep, yep, a very good assistant indeed.
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Old 10-14-2017, 01:28 AM   #3645
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How was the bacon?

This is a wee bit awkward, I thought we were having Hugh Jackman audition for the starring role in the film adaptation of my novel but Des seems to have been given the part, in the meantime. No one ever consults the author!

I'm sure Des will do a bang up job. Please be sure to send your headshots, and those, uh, other pics, to my casting director, Ms. Rainshine.

I will just have to tell Hugh, he has been scaled down to the friend role.
I know how important Mr Jackman is to Rainshine. All I can suggest is that we go to the ancient tradition of the casting couch. Mr Jackman, me, and the new chap you've just found, together with anyone else you think might fit the role. You and Rainshine may wish to take your time deciding, to be sure you are absolutely happy with your decision.
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I know how important Mr Jackman is to Rainshine. All I can suggest is that we go to the ancient tradition of the casting couch. Mr Jackman, me, and the new chap you've just found, together with anyone else you think might fit the role. You and Rainshine may wish to take your time deciding, to be sure you are absolutely happy with your decision.

I imagine the ladies - the Lustrous One in particular - would find this a most delicious, objectifyingly faptastic process. Best man for the job, and all that.
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Old 10-15-2017, 05:55 AM   #3647
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I imagine the ladies - the Lustrous One in particular - would find this a most delicious, objectifyingly faptastic process. Best man for the job, and all that.
I know they will be thoroughly professional.
I mean, professionally thorough.
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Who are you people?! Who would ever imagine I would share Hugh, or have him shared!

What folly!
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Who are you people?! Who would ever imagine I would share Hugh, or have him shared!

What folly!
Fair enough. I'll stick to obscure roles in Polish art-house films, as it was meant to be.
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Old 10-15-2017, 06:30 AM   #3650
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Fair enough. I'll stick to obscure roles in Polish art-house films, as it was meant to be.
*raises an eyebrow*

Can I find those on youtube?
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