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A girl with an impressive front
Is told she has a lovely cunt
She loves to display it
While flashing her left tit
It's a most unusual stunt
 
Ugly Alan usually known as "plain Al"
Wanted a dirty pen pal
So, he stuck out his pen
 
Ugly Alan usually known as "plain Al"
Wanted a dirty pen pal
So, he stuck out his pen
Yelled, 'here it is, men'
 
Ugly Alan usually known as "plain Al"
Wanted a dirty penpal
So, he stuck out his pen
Yelled, here it is, men'
But finished. indulging in Anal
 
Sorry - that was meant to be the next line. Rhyme that !

Your last line it made me guffaw,
But you really treat me like a whore
You hog the best lines
 
Bugger!

Your last line made me guffaw,
But you really treat me like a whore
You hog the best lines
as you walk up my spine
 
Your last line made me guffaw,
But you really treat me like a whore
You hog the best lines
as you walk up my spine
And then shag me until I get sore
 
scrubbers pussy was dripping with cum
It was seeping right down to her bum ( I love that word, seeping)
She scooped it all up
 
[scrubbers pussy was dripping with cum
It was seeping right down to her bum ( I love that word, seeping)
She scooped it all up
Filled a tea cup
 
scrubbers pussy was dripping with cum
It was seeping right down to her bum
She scooped it all up
Filled a tea cup
And then fed the mess to her mum
 
Mum screamed "this is semen, not tea"
Scrubber's dad said "Well don't look at me!"
 
Mum screamed "this is semen , not tea"
Scrubber's dad said, "Well don't look at me"
It was the slut that was pouring
 
]Mum screamed "this is semen , not tea"
Scrubber's dad said, "Well don't look at me"
It was the slut that was pouring
She was out whoring
 
Mum screamed "this is semen , not tea"
Scrubber's dad said, "Well don't look at me"
It was the slut that was pouring
She was out whoring
I was just having a pee
 
Bad_Old_Man said:
Mum screamed "this is semen , not tea"
Scrubber's dad said, "Well don't look at me"
It was the slut that was pouring
She was out whoring
I was just having a pee
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This one made me laugh.. good job!!

While shopping this morning for socks
 
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