Let's Write Rap!

YES! Ok. This could be painful, but here's a start.

Owwie, Owwie. Mr. Maui
stabbed a girl and then said, "Sowwie!"
"Mother never loved me much.
Methamphetamines and such
focused her but not on me."
Apple falls down from the tree.
 
I just hope this doesn't get me banned it's not meant to be racist because I'm most definitely not, but this skin thing works both ways.
.
So look here girl what's the place you're in?
All because of the colour of my skin.
You point and call me a white honky.
the way you act you got it all wonky.
Girl don't you know this world we're at
we're Sisters and without we just fall flat?
So take my hand, together we'll fly
we're just the same now you and I.
 
We're all African under the skin. The genetic differences between people who are identified as belonging to the same race are greater than the differences between people identified as belonging to different races. Skin color is but one tiny factor. Sadly, humans have used myths of race and gender to control people for the benefit of the powerful. Some wounds are so deep that they take awhile to heal.
 
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I just hope this doesn't get me banned it's not meant to be racist because I'm most definitely not, but this skin thing works both ways.

Get banned for being racist at Literotica?

Highly doubtful.

Although, when you just glance at the thread title it looks like

Let's White Rap!
 
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Let's White Rap

Yo yo yo
Welcome to the General Board
Meeting now called to order
If you favor an alligator moat
Along the Tex Mex border
Say, Aye
If you're a wingnut
Wearing a pointy hat
Or, Nay
You get no say
If you're a Moonbat
Mexican, black or gay
 
Now here's a story and you're out of luck
cos I don't give a flying fuck
if you were born Ned but now prefer Nancy
or Pansy Petunia that's just as fancy.
The other way round Jill now Fred
it's none of my business who you bed.
But what I care for and I'll cut up rough
if that world's too hard and you've had enough.
I'll fight your corner; when I'm an awkward sod
Nobody walks over me roughshod.
 
if i wrote a rap would you read it or speak it
give birth to uniqueness or sew lips like a seamstress
smoke some tree tips then munch like bulimics
im givin you food for thought

and thats the bar of the day :)
 
Hey,
Yoah!
You da ho, and day aint no mo
It be what it be
And it's all for me
Now hit da flo
You ditty ho
Daddy's got need
To suga dat back do
Hey ho!
No use callin
Da cracka po po
Dey denny'd up
And chillin down
Got da blind eye
To da po side of town
Hey ho
Face to da flo
You my bitch
And dey aint no mo
Chitty chitty bang bang
Chitty chitty bang bang
(grunt)
*tags*~misogyny, violence, butchered slang, dick van dyke, rug master, chris brown
 
Hey,
Yoah!
You da ho, and day aint no mo
It be what it be
And it's all for me
Now hit da flo
You ditty ho
Daddy's got need
To suga dat back do
Hey ho!
No use callin
Da cracka po po
Dey denny'd up
And chillin down
Got da blind eye
To da po side of town
Hey ho
Face to da flo
You my bitch
And dey aint no mo
Chitty chitty bang bang
Chitty chitty bang bang
(grunt)
*tags*~misogyny, violence, butchered slang, dick van dyke, rug master, chris brown

LOL!!!!!! Thats pretty much most rap music nowadays in a nutshell.
 
We're all African under the skin. The genetic differences between people who are identified as belonging to the same race are greater than the differences between people identified as belonging to different races. Skin color is but one tiny factor. Sadly, humans have used myths of race and gender to control people for the benefit of the powerful. Some wounds are so deep that they take awhile to heal.

Deep post. I sent you a PM.
 
I effing Drunk, Bitches....so bear with my stupid rap

I like this rapper thread
Found this while eating Bread
Don't know what to write
But try it I might

Got drunk on Cokes
I don't know who,
Might be some bloke
Who I wanna choke.

So here I'm folks!
Trying to eat yo Brains
and flush it right
Into the Drains

Like it or Hate it,
but if you read it
you def gonna say it
"Fuck this shit!"




Pssst: I might want to delete this post, so laugh all you want. :eek:
 
I like this rapper thread
Found this while eating Bread
Don't know what to write
But try it I might

Got drunk on Cokes
I don't know who,
Might be some bloke
Who I wanna choke.

So here I'm folks!
Trying to eat yo Brains
and flush it right
Into the Drains

Like it or Hate it,
but if you read it
you def gonna say it
"Fuck this shit!"




Pssst: I might want to delete this post, so laugh all you want. :eek:

Don't delete
This pure shit
I'm a half wit
Therefore l'm fit
To just quit...
 
well i walk thru the night
down a street with no name
just the windows starin' down
on a man holdin' pain
in his hands there's a gun
in his heart only shame
'cos we shudda been bigga
than the trigga again

this time we almost...
i thought we made it...
the father, son an' ghost
was how we play'd it...
truth was king
until you slay'd it
and brothers torn by lies
don't get to trade it

the dogs are lyin' silent
but they watchin' this man
as he walks thru this valley
in this god-forsak'n land
an' their hackles are raisin'
an' their minds runnin' wild
'cos this unshakable muther
wears the devil's fuckin' smile...
 
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This lil girl
she ain't
your ho,
so quit
with ya fussin'
and go man go.
With your face
screwed up
lookin' like a prune
I can tell by
your rhymes
that you got no tune.
Runnin' around
with that crowd
o' sluts,
pokin' somethin'
better man
takes mo' guts.
 
This lil girl
she ain't
your ho,
so quit
with ya fussin'
and go man go.
With your face
screwed up
lookin' like a prune
I can tell by
your rhymes
that you got no tune.
Runnin' around
with that crowd
o' sluts,
pokin' somethin'
better man
takes mo' guts.

Isn't "go man go" drifting dangerously close to rockabilly?
I've never heard rockabilly rap
 
It's time to get heart strong
and take the hard way
even though it's long
and the path isn't clear
and it doesn't even start here

but take it and listen
to what the world has got to say
even though a beat is missin
even though you think I'm kissin
selection board ass but no
I'm down on my knees to pray they understand
that you may be just a man to them
but to me you're my lover and my best friend
and something's gotta bend
or it's gonna break and when we're at the end
the world is just a small place without your smile in it
hey, hey, hey

It's time to get heart strong
and take the hard way
even though it's long
and the path isn't clear
and it doesn't even start here...
 
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