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men are stuck with just their hands, but females seem to have the ability to use different things...
what have you used?
English cucumber, long, slender, amazing ridges, this is in addition to a menagerie of other items. Pipe foam insulation, socks rolled up, hammer handle, vinyl tubing as a clit sucking device. ..the list goes on and on!
When I put a rolled up sock in another sock then into a condom, it made a nice firm surface to penetrate myself with. It is an interesting concept, I found the idea on here! But truly the cucumbers are a favorite! But I cum really quick from them!
As a teenager I sat on the contoured wood tip of my bed post. It was great. Was so mad when my parents sold that bed without asking me first.
Too funny! I imagine if that bed could tell stories to the next people who owned it!Now I'm imagining a hilarious scene in which you explained the reason for your anger in detail. Father is shocked and awed, mother is just like, "Oh. Yeah. That makes sense."
Too funny! I imagine if that bed could tell stories to the next people who owned it!
I've used my husband a couple of times.
Oh, stop it already...
Yeah if he'd been any better it woulda been more than a couple yanno?
Oh now that's even funnier! Someone's on the brink of falling asleep, and the bed's like, "Hey, aren't you gonna sit on me? Maybe do some rocking back and forth or something?"
The owner starts, going through a complex sequence of emotions as they attempt to absorb the fact that their bed can talk, then they attempt to figure out why it just asked them that. "Wh... wh... wah?"
"Oh it's just that my previous owner did that all the time! Seemed to make her super happy, so I thought..."
Hilarity ensues.
Too funny! I imagine if that bed could tell stories to the next people who owned it!