The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

Handley_Page · Jan 28, 2013

luvthedesserts said:
What does, “Get laid,” mean?

(Openly weeping with no hope or prospects in sight)

Ask Stella Omega.
She knows more about this sort of thing than the rest of us, I think.

I wish that there was a handy brothel locally.

Saxon_Hart · Jan 28, 2013

Handley_Page said:
Ask Stella Omega.
She knows more about this sort of thing than the rest of us, I think.

I wish that there was a handy brothel locally.

Move to Vegas. Oldest profession is semi legal there.

lilmisspuffit · Jan 29, 2013

No sex for me today. My Mistress and I have both been too busy

Never at the same time though. When I'm free, she's busy. When She's free, I'm at work. A pet needs to be played with. I had to play all alone today.

JagFarlane · Jan 29, 2013

Saxon_Hart said:
Move to Vegas. Oldest profession is semi legal there.

Reno, it's actually illegal in Vegas.

YoursSINSerely · Jan 29, 2013

AGAIN!

I'm here, again!

Deprived_in_AZ · Jan 29, 2013

I don't think I even remember how to do it.

TxRad · Jan 29, 2013

Deprived_in_AZ said:
I don't think I even remember how to do it.

When you find out, you can give me some pointers.

The fact that I'm one the computer at 2 in the morning should give you a clue as to my laid status.

dawei · Jan 29, 2013

Not yesterday, not today, but always hopeful about tomorrow.

Handley_Page · Jan 29, 2013

I'm having trouble with the "today" bit of the title.
I reckon 'this week' or even 'this month' might be more appropriate in my case.

Deprived_in_AZ · Jan 31, 2013

Nope, no nookie.

sirhugs · Jan 31, 2013

Handley_Page said:
I'm having trouble with the "today" bit of the title.
I reckon 'this week' or even 'this month' might be more appropriate in my case.

"this year"?

though if we are talking 12 months, not 2013, I DID get laid in June or July 2012...it just seems like so long ago.

Handley_Page · Jan 31, 2013

sirhugs said:
"this year"?

though if we are talking 12 months, not 2013, I DID get laid in June or July 2012...it just seems like so long ago.

I don't even want to think about how long ago it was for me.
[ Even discounting the time I was ill. ]

Artina Heartflash · Jan 31, 2013

sirhugs said:
"this year"?

though if we are talking 12 months, not 2013, I DID get laid in June or July 2012...it just seems like so long ago.

Just a question for anyone who hasn't had favors in a while:

Do you ever think of contacting that last person to thank her/him?

I would, but I have been shut out.

heather_baby · Jan 31, 2013

Nope. I can't even remember the last time

..

GaspingDarkness · Jan 31, 2013

heather_baby said:
Nope. I can't even remember the last time ..

That memorable, eh?

You deserve a night you'll never forget

luvthedesserts · Jan 31, 2013

It's barely eight am. The only thing stirring down there is a bit of gas.

Vocebella · Jan 31, 2013

No...currently on day seven of this seemingly never ending sexual draught. When you can't watch a hockey game without thinking about how much you'd love to ravage that toothless savage right there on the ice you know its getting bad.

Cruel2BKind · Jan 31, 2013

Vocebella said:
No...currently on day seven of this seemingly never ending sexual draught. When you can't watch a hockey game without thinking about how much you'd love to ravage that toothless savage right there on the ice you know its getting bad.

A never-ending sexual draught would be interesting.

Drought is what I'm experiencing.

Vocebella · Jan 31, 2013

Cruel2BKind said:
A never-ending sexual draught would be interesting.

Drought is what I'm experiencing.

Shit, that's what I get for not double checking before I hit Submit. Sadly no draught here, it is definitely a drought.

sirhugs · Jan 31, 2013

Artina Heartflash said:
Just a question for anyone who hasn't had favors in a while:

Do you ever think of contacting that last person to thank her/him?

I would, but I have been shut out.

she moved to California. We are still in contact.

TheeGoatPig · Feb 1, 2013

Artina Heartflash said:
Just a question for anyone who hasn't had favors in a while:

Do you ever think of contacting that last person to thank her/him?

I would, but I have been shut out.

I haven't spoken to the first woman I had sex with in almost 16 years.

The second woman I had sex with hasn't spoken to me in over five years.

I haven't had sex with anyone else.

Vocebella · Feb 1, 2013

Vocebella said:
Shit, that's what I get for not double checking before I hit Submit. Sadly no draught here, it is definitely a drought.

Day eight, still no end in sight.
(I feel like I'm writing a journal entry as I'm crossing a desert, lol)

luvthedesserts · Feb 1, 2013

Vocebella said:
Day eight, still no end in sight.
(I feel like I'm writing a journal entry as I'm crossing a desert, lol)

You haven’t even got to the desert yet. Some of these guys haven’t got laid since they crossed the Delaware with Washington.

luv2lick27 · Feb 1, 2013

It's been over a year for me. Doesn't look as if it's going to happen in the near future.

GaspingDarkness · Feb 1, 2013

The day ain't over yet :devil:

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