I've nothing to say...

Viva, Las Vegas!

And now, for something completely different...

...A little Foggy Mountain Breakdown

Warning: Playing this may cause a car chase for no apparent reason.

Hey! Read My Label!


Read it, damn you!
I SAID READ IT!!!

Volcano eruption as seen from the ISS

Geyser on Io

He's not dead.
He's metaphysically challenged.

This thread is false advertising. Op ALWAYS has something to say.

You can learn a lot from Lydia
My life was wrapped around the circus.
Her name was Lydia.
I met her at the world's fair in 1900,
marked down from 1940.

Ah, Lydia.
She was the most glorious creature
Under the su-un.
Guiess. DuBarry. Garbo.
Rolled into one.

Oooooooh
Lydia oh Lydia, say have you met Lydia,
Lydia, the Tatooed Lady.
She has eyes that folks adore so,
And a torso even more so.

Lydia oh lydia, that encyclopidia,
Oh Lydia the Queen of Tatoo.
On her back is the Battle of Waterloo.
Beside it the wreck of the Hesperus, too.
And proudly above waves the Red, White, and Blue,
You can learn a lot from Lydia.

La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la

When her robe is unfurled, she will show you the world,
If you step up and tell her where.
For a dime you can see Kankakee or Paris,
Or Washington crossing the Delaware.

La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la

Oh Lydia oh lydia, say have you met Lydia,
Oh Lydia the Tatooed Lady
When her muscles start relaxin',
Up the hill comes Andrew Jackson


Lydia oh Lydia, that encyclopidia,
oh Lydia the queen of them all!
For two bits she will do a mazurka in jazz,
With a view of Niagara that nobody has.
And on a clear day you can see Alcatraz.
You can learn a lot from Lydia.

La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la

Come along and see Buff'lo Bill with his lasso.
Just a little classic by Mendel Picasso.
Here is Captain Spaulding exploring the Amazon.
Here's Godiva but with her pajamas on.

La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la

Here is Grover Whalen unveilin' the Trilon.
Over on the West Coast we have Treaure Island.
Here's Najinsky a-doin' the rhumba.
Here's her social security numba.

{whistles}La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la

Oh Lydia, oh Lydia that encyclopidia,
Oh Lydia the champ of them all.
She once swept an Admiral clear off his feet.
The ships on her hips made his heart skip a beat.
And now the old boy's in command of the fleet,
For he went and married Lydia.

I said Lydia
{He said Lydia}
They said said Lydia
{We said Lydia}
La La!

Scentofawoman said:

This thread is false advertising. Op ALWAYS has something to say.

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Just because I have something to go on about does not necessarily mean I have anything to say.

Hiya Scent! How the huntress? Catch any good gazelles lately?

Scentofawoman said:

This thread is false advertising. Op ALWAYS has something to say.

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Bwa ha ha ha! Beverage through nose. High fives the sassy poster!

She's got ya there, 1sb!!

1sickbastard said:

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You know, Io is one of my favorite planetary moons.

1sickbastard said:

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Where ya headed, Tex? Io? U-know? We-know?

1sickbastard said:

Just because I have something to go on about does not necessarily mean I have anything to say.

Hiya Scent! How the huntress? Catch any good gazelles lately?

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I dragged one to my den the other day...

Dancing with Devils

Long ago
When I was young
I danced with devils
Under the sun

Slowly turning
Desert dust turning
Heat hotly burning
And I danced with devils
Under the sun.

Catcii & sage
Silent stood witness
While mountains and sky
Tested my fitness
And I danced with the devils
Under the sun.

Dust Devil Mechanics

1sickbastard said:

Long ago
When I was young
I danced with devils
Under the sun

Slowly turning
Desert dust turning
Heat hotly burning
And I danced with devils
Under the sun.

Catcii & sage
Silent stood witness
While mountains and sky
Tested my fitness
And I danced with the devils
Under the sun.

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DUDE! RESIZE TOOL! For the love of Godzilla!!

My thread. Your like or dislike of the photo sizes matters naught.

Cosmic Background Radiation

My brain is dead. Nothing new.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXLP8_2B2sw Some good down home listening. Well for women, I guess.

LadyVer said:

My brain is dead. Nothing new.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXLP8_2B2sw Some good down home listening. Well for women, I guess.

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Hiya Lady Ver!

Saw Bonnie Raitt way back inna day, when Antone's was still on Guadelupe, just north of Milto's.

Good times, good times.

You lucky dog.

Here's Bonnie singing the same song, after she went red.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXVoOgwiYc8

LadyVer said:

You lucky dog.

Here's Bonnie singing the same song, after she went red.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXVoOgwiYc8

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Yep, she still had it. Pro'lly still does, though I haven't seen her on a playbill anywhere 'round these parts for some time.

1sickbastard said:

Yep, she still had it. Pro'lly still does, though I haven't seen her on a playbill anywhere 'round these parts for some time.

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I don't remember the last time I went to a concert. Probably ZZ Top or Allman Brothers. A few decades.

I have nothing of value to add to this thread.

So this.

LadyVer said:

I don't remember the last time I went to a concert. Probably ZZ Top or Allman Brothers. A few decades.

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Lot's of good shows happen in H-ton alla time.

EctoJohn said:

I have nothing of value to add to this thread.

So this.

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Value definitely added!
Feel free to add more anytime the mood strikes & thank you very much!!

1sickbastard said:

My thread. Your like or dislike of the photo sizes matters naught.

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