LIVINRFANTASIES
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I'm not sure if this is the place to post this or if anyplace here is. But it's nearly as interesting as some of the other crap.
We've lived here in the Florida boonies for 22 years on five acres semi wooded. We are about half way down a half mile dead end dirt road with nothing but an 80 acre pine forest across the road.
I woke early feeling kinda cruddy. Now it's daylight and I was staring out the front window. Altho my view of the front yard of around 3 acres of grass is sort of narrow I watch for critters.
The most deer I remember spotting in that tiny view of my piece of heaven has been seven. I just woke my wife because I was shocked. It was almost better than seeing dozens of naked big tittied women on the nude beach. (Okay that's the Advil kickin in)
I lost count at 13 full sized and a few smaller white tailed deer grazing and frolicking in the grass. White tailed deer have white tails.
Central Florida may have full grown mice wearing clothes and other attractions. South Florida has the swamps. But here in the great NW in the boonies we have gators, ferrel hogs, and deer. It' ain't heaven but heaven's just a sin away and we can sin all we want as we look at the critters.
At my age even a flock of deer turn me on!
Maybe a quick photo of my dear wife out in the yard will get your forgiveness for posting an animal thread.
We've lived here in the Florida boonies for 22 years on five acres semi wooded. We are about half way down a half mile dead end dirt road with nothing but an 80 acre pine forest across the road.
I woke early feeling kinda cruddy. Now it's daylight and I was staring out the front window. Altho my view of the front yard of around 3 acres of grass is sort of narrow I watch for critters.
The most deer I remember spotting in that tiny view of my piece of heaven has been seven. I just woke my wife because I was shocked. It was almost better than seeing dozens of naked big tittied women on the nude beach. (Okay that's the Advil kickin in)
I lost count at 13 full sized and a few smaller white tailed deer grazing and frolicking in the grass. White tailed deer have white tails.
Central Florida may have full grown mice wearing clothes and other attractions. South Florida has the swamps. But here in the great NW in the boonies we have gators, ferrel hogs, and deer. It' ain't heaven but heaven's just a sin away and we can sin all we want as we look at the critters.
At my age even a flock of deer turn me on!
Maybe a quick photo of my dear wife out in the yard will get your forgiveness for posting an animal thread.
