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Hollyweird is interested in all sortsa shit. But you ain't the Beatles. Let's see, did they ever do a trailer trash song? PAPERBACK WRITER maybe, or LADY MADONNA. And of course WHY DON'T WE DO IT IN THE ROAD? (which is about taking a bar brawl outside).

No, for trailer trash music, you need Roger Miller. KANSAS CITY STAR would be about right.

"I got a big old Cadillac with wire wheels
Got rhinestones on the spokes
I got credit down at the grocery store
And my barber tells me jokes"

Yeah, you can sing that one on your way to the bank. Or the S&L. Or the pawnshop.
 
Unless it's been done ten times already Hollywood ain't interested in shit.
 
All I know is what I read, and I read that the major tv networks are dumping plenty of new series.
 
I think I'll write scripts where I cure LiLo of pussy, and Kim of Negroes, and they'll want me and have my babies.
 
Hollyweird is interested in all sortsa shit. But you ain't the Beatles. Let's see, did they ever do a trailer trash song? .

But before they were famous the Beatles were almost the definition of trailer trash. John and George readily admitted to beating up, and robbing drunks and derelicts when they were performing in Hamburg. What would you expect from an ignorant bunch of scousers?
 
But before they were famous the Beatles were almost the definition of trailer trash. John and George readily admitted to beating up, and robbing drunks and derelicts when they were performing in Hamburg. What would you expect from an ignorant bunch of scousers?

I'm stunned anyone is interested in trailer trash but I read that the networks are unhappy with the shows the bought last year, and have terminated many of them. So I joked a friend that Hollywood needs some Real American Trash for tv, my wares were seen, and the question to me was: IF WE MAKE AND SELL A PILOT TO (BIG MOVIE STUDIO) WILL YOU JOIN THE WRITING TEAM? I have 20 years experience working with America's disposable people. I don't know if my concept is Reality TV or fiction. All I know is Mister Big is interested, and I speak fluent white trash. It may be nothing or I may get some pork rind and root beer money.

Theodore Dalrymple is the Brit expert on low class.

The attention is a step above one-bombs from my writer friends.
 
I think "Honey boo boo" is all the trailer trash America needed.

But there is a kink for it just like anything else and its the sleaze factor. I just watched porn clip where this high end CEO type woman leaves her office dressed to the nines wanders down to shitty side of town, finds two guys hanging out in an alley and starts stripping for them and they fuck her six ways to Sunday. After they cum all over her face she gets dressed hands them each a hundred dollar bill and heads home to her yuppie hubby.

People love the sleaze factor, slumming is a turn on to many.

I scored a lot of high class ass when I was in my early twenties and a bartender in Olneyville(if you know RI nuff said) they'd come in looking like the prim professional and turn into Nina Hartley back at my place
 
I think "Honey boo boo" is all the trailer trash America needed.

But there is a kink for it just like anything else and its the sleaze factor. I just watched porn clip where this high end CEO type woman leaves her office dressed to the nines wanders down to shitty side of town, finds two guys hanging out in an alley and starts stripping for them and they fuck her six ways to Sunday. After they cum all over her face she gets dressed hands them each a hundred dollar bill and heads home to her yuppie hubby.

People love the sleaze factor, slumming is a turn on to many.

I scored a lot of high class ass when I was in my early twenties and a bartender in Olneyville(if you know RI nuff said) they'd come in looking like the prim professional and turn into Nina Hartley back at my place

I don't know many details, I just know a few people are excited about the trailer trash concept. Now! What my fantasy is, is a sleazy tale about Kim Kardashian and Lindsay Lohan; one escapes the trailer park to fame and fortune, and the other remains behind, the sex slave of the curmudgeon park owner, me. I already do Snidely Whiplash to perfection.
 
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