The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

The_Darkness said:

And you get back a Fansodox comic

I put in my rage for the movie theater.

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Austin8 said:

and you get back the satisfaction in knowing they deserved it.

i put in a free pair of tickets to the next showing...

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The_Darkness said:

And you get a sixer of micro-brew beer of your choice.

I put in my empties of 90-Shilling

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Austin8 said:

and you get a free ride into town to buy more beer.

I put in a good echo string trimmer...

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The_Darkness said:

And you get the new automatic beaver-shearer 9000.

I put in a random assortment of whisky bottles.

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Austin8 said:

and you get a shot glass from the 'Lucky Horseshoe Lounge'.

I put in a pair of Felco garden shears....

Rusted closed

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The_Darkness said:

You get a can of WD-40.

I put in the phone number of the little office hottie that I used to work with.

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Austin8 said:

I put in a huge 'Thanks' and her best friends phone number.

I put in a video clip at 'Last' for you to watch!

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The_Darkness said:

And it was awesome. You get another clip to watch....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgJKRvgWTwA

I put in a pair of fuzzy bunny slippers.

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Austin8 said:

and you get dance instruction from a drunken cowboy.

I put in a 1" balled ass hook...

Nice

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Austin8 said:

I put in a 1" balled ass hook...

Nice

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Handley_Page said:

And you get a set of three Golf Balls and a Putter


I put in a live Pigeon.

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Austin8 said:

and you get a note saying "Bring home milk"

I put in a old wooden leg I found in the Attic...

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Austin8 said:

I put in a old wooden leg I found in the Attic...

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Handley_Page said:

And you get a bad case of woodworm.

I put in a couple of spare roof tiles.

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Handley_Page said:

And you get a bad case of woodworm.

I put in a couple of spare roof tiles.

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Austin8 said:

and you get Darks neighbors leaky roof.

I put in a jimmy jacks barlow...

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The_Darkness said:

I put in a hurdy-gurdy being turned by a monkey.

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Handley_Page said:

And you get an Inspector from the Animal protection people.

I put in a Raspberry Jelly

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Austin8 said:

I put in a clove hitch...

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Handley_Page said:

And you get bakes apple pie with the cloves.


I put in some old 78rpm records.

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Austin8 said:

And you get a 78yr old singer wanting them back

I put in some 18rpm records...

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Handley_Page said:

and you get a hard slap from a foxy 18 year-old.

I put in a pair of old training shoes.

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Austin8 said:

I put in a 3 lock box...

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Handley_Page said:

and you get enough wood shavings to start a fire.


I put in a Coastguard cutter

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