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Emerald Eyed said:
Oh and I also got some lip/nipple gloss. A 3 pack of naughty sex short stories books, head candy.


And I got the Lesbian clerk to show me how a paddle is used. She shook it to make the slap sounds and then you hit the ass of the person..or breasts.

I had "slut" welted into my arm.
If we had been there sooner, before it was closing, she would have put it on my butt cheek.lol
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I think you should go back for some further instruction. :D
 
Emerald Eyed said:
Actually, im going to. The clerk was amazingly helpful and seemed to know her stuff.

I am considering being a dominatrix for halloween
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I keep trying to get my wife to go with me more often to these places. I think some of the local strippers shop there. It's a great atmosphere! Otherwise, I'm the one who has to go pick out the weekend's adult DVD rentals.
 
BlueSugar said:
well. farting is something of a fetish.

so is playing with food, and goopy textures.


then again... so are clowns, balloons, tickling, poop...


so... I'm going to go with "yes, that is a real fetish."
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It's wrong. And I'm scared for my life. EE, hold me!!
 
Emerald Eyed said:
Ok, I went to a porn store with 2 friends last night.


She needed some bachlorette stuff.


While I was there, I got a sample of Orgasmix. And got a sample of liquid virgin.

How do these work (no instructions on the samples) and do they work?
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Orgasmix - rub it on/around your clit and labia and enjoy the tingles and cooling sensations, fun to masturbate with, its just an enhancement of goodness.

Liquid Virgin - I havent used it only because something like it is on some condom I will NEVER use again... its some sort of irritant that makes your vaginal walls swell so that you are tighter.
The only think that will make you "tighter" is to do Kegals.


Orgasmix works differently for everyone, but usually its quite nice!
Liquid Virgin works too, but I don't like it.

PS. Could you do an experiment for me?
Would you mind putting some Liq Vir. on your nipples and report back (pm or here) if it stimulates, or keeps them hard, or anything like that?
We ran out of nipple stuff at my store, and I've been wondering if it does essentially the same thing.

Maybe mix the orgasmix and Liq Vir together on nipples ?


The impression paddles are fun!
they also say "pig" "spank" "fuck" "love" ... and a few others that are escaping me right now :)
Sounds like a good lady works at the store near you, I'm very glad. So many people are put off, and too many people behind the counter are fucking clueless.
 
off2bed said:
I keep trying to get my wife to go with me more often to these places. I think some of the local strippers shop there. It's a great atmosphere! Otherwise, I'm the one who has to go pick out the weekend's adult DVD rentals.
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go during the day, less foot traffic.

tell her "if we see anyone... THEY were ALSO there... we're not the only perverts" :)
 
BlueSugar said:
Orgasmix - rub it on/around your clit and labia and enjoy the tingles and cooling sensations, fun to masturbate with, its just an enhancement of goodness.

Liquid Virgin - I havent used it only because something like it is on some condom I will NEVER use again... its some sort of irritant that makes your vaginal walls swell so that you are tighter.
The only think that will make you "tighter" is to do Kegals.


Orgasmix works differently for everyone, but usually its quite nice!
Liquid Virgin works too, but I don't like it.

PS. Could you do an experiment for me?
Would you mind putting some Liq Vir. on your nipples and report back (pm or here) if it stimulates, or keeps them hard, or anything like that?
We ran out of nipple stuff at my store, and I've been wondering if it does essentially the same thing.

Maybe mix the orgasmix and Liq Vir together on nipples ?


The impression paddles are fun!
they also say "pig" "spank" "fuck" "love" ... and a few others that are escaping me right now :)
Sounds like a good lady works at the store near you, I'm very glad. So many people are put off, and too many people behind the counter are fucking clueless.
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Ill let you know if it makes them tingle, but im inverted and they rarely get hard. The nipple/lip gloss was a nice tingle.


Ok, the liquid virgin scares me, I cant used spermacides because I get like irritation and bladder infections.


The clerk told me something cool though, I used to get really irritated with flavored lubes and oils, and she told me that is mainly for men and blow jobs and that there is some for women that does not contains animal glycerine?? or something like that that wont irritate women. I thought that was cool.

A friend of mine bought a whole bottle of liquid virgin and I was awaiting her response...I dont have much use for it right now, but it was a sample..lol


Oh I do kegals often and invested in some benwa balls, but havent really used them much
 
Emerald Eyed said:
Ill let you know if it makes them tingle, but im inverted and they rarely get hard. The nipple/lip gloss was a nice tingle.


Ok, the liquid virgin scares me, I cant used spermacides because I get like irritation and bladder infections.


The clerk told me something cool though, I used to get really irritated with flavored lubes and oils, and she told me that is mainly for men and blow jobs and that there is some for women that does not contains animal glycerine?? or something like that that wont irritate women. I thought that was cool.

A friend of mine bought a whole bottle of liquid virgin and I was awaiting her response...I dont have much use for it right now, but it was a sample..lol


Oh I do kegals often and invested in some benwa balls, but havent really used them much
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yea, flav lubes were made for oral sex. i agree with your clerk. glycerine is a sugar, sugars for the "ecosystem" are bad.
you don't want to mess with the ecoystem... bladder infections, yeast infections, all sorts of problems.

benwa, oi, my benwa speech will have to wait for someone who needs to know about them ... its a good one lol
 
BlueSugar said:
benwa, oi, my benwa speech will have to wait for someone who needs to know about them ... its a good one lol
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Now you have me curious...a friend of mine has these and REALLY likes them....so..what is your benwa speech?


Inquireing minds want to know.....
 
Nice thread

It has been quite a while since I found a thread that had so many moments of both amusement and education. Thank you. :)
 
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