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And the protests spill out and general chaos reigns.
I put in a pelican.
and you get a Faber-Castell.
I put in a Koh-I-Nor 000...
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And the protests spill out and general chaos reigns.
I put in a pelican.
and you get a Faber-Castell.
I put in a Koh-I-Nor 000...
and you get a hand drawn copy of a M.C. Escher print.
I put in a hot-pink, polyvinyl cat suit...
but cannot find the necessary hot-pink, polyvinyl cat to put in it.
I put in a furry, purry, pussy (Felix domesticus, this one).
and you get a Mexican, hairless.
I put in a bald-headed woman...
and you get Mr. Clean (Wink, wink, nudge, nudge--know what I mean...)
I put in black La Perla bra. . .
Wear one of those without a shirt and you'd stop the traffic.
I put in a old Radio Transmitter.
and you get Ironhide Prime's bodyguard in the episode "Transport to Oblivion."
I put in Dorothy Parker poem...
Which burns in the sunlight.
I put in a Parker pen
and you The Martini Formula
I put in Jimi Hendrix's guitar. . .
and you get beheaded bats!
("Little Wing" is my favorite Hendrix. I enjoyed the YouTube link, HP, you sexy dragon, you.)
I put in U2's Rattle and Hum CD...
and you get a pass to Joshua Tree National Park.
I put in a pilgrimage to Zabriskie Point...
It comes out as "Saprinski Spon"
I put in a fishing hook with a sharp point
and you catch a creel full of crappies.
I put in a #4 gold-plated eagle-claw...
and you get a one-legged eagle.
I put in a new microphone capsule
and you get a phone-order microcapsule.
I put in a box of carbon Buckyballs...
And Martina Navratilova steps out and smacks you with her racket.
I put in a hackey sack.
and you get a hack in the sack.
I put in a steamy pot boiler...
And you get back a boiler maker.
I toss in some fighting Irish.
and you get an A&E department full of black-eyed pugilists.
I put in a pair of gloves.
My contribution is a set of purple lace tights.
But they cut off the circulation to your ankles.
I put in a copy of "Vocal Intonation" by Ben Stein
and you get George H.W. Bush or vodoo economics... "Anyone? Anyone?"
I put in a DVD of The Empire Strikes Back...