Sir_Winston54
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The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread
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Stella_Omega
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The weather today is fuck. Forecast, a high percentage of more fuck coming in overnight resulting in low-hanging fuck tomorrow morning. Expect fuck through the week and into the weekend, lingering through the next week. Conditions might rise at moments, but for the most part-- we are all fucked.
CutieMouse
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The job I was hoping to get because there was a hell of a lot of long-term growth?
Rejected because it didn't pay as much as I need, and they couldn't risk my [already tenuous] financial stability just because they wanted me so damn much.
At least I looked fabulous, we agreed we were eon the same page re: financial risk, and they're just as upset about losing me as I am losing them?
(I've been eating chocolate and drinking wine all afternoon...)
NikiCole
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PLEASE!????
Stella_Omega
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baby, you don't want this fuck. This isn't any spring fuckshower or a spectacular lightning and thunder kind of fuck. It's steady, unending, basement-flooding, roof-leaking, miserable fuck.
Keep your fuckbrella handy.
BiBunny
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Last spring, I bleached my hair to a lightish blonde. Then, I got bored with it and went back to light brown. After that, I decided I wanted my black hair back, but I wasn't sure if I should do it because I was afraid it'd make me look old. So I started going down a shade at a time.
The last time I had it dyed, I went medium brown (as can be seen in my profile pic). I'm in dire need of another dye job now and am sorely tempted to just go straight to black, but I'm trying to be reasonable and talk myself into dark brown. Then, if that looks ok, I can go to brown-black and then true black from there.
But I want my black hair back, dammit! It wasn't my idea to get rid of it in the first place. *Whine*
/narcissistic Bunny rant
The last time I had it dyed, I went medium brown (as can be seen in my profile pic). I'm in dire need of another dye job now and am sorely tempted to just go straight to black, but I'm trying to be reasonable and talk myself into dark brown. Then, if that looks ok, I can go to brown-black and then true black from there.
But I want my black hair back, dammit! It wasn't my idea to get rid of it in the first place. *Whine*
/narcissistic Bunny rant
DeepGreenEyes
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Now it's clear that my suspicions have long been right: to be a Mac guy you have to be drunk.
Because using a Mac is intuitive enough to do drunk...
Thanks. I am parking my car where I can't get fucked in.
The job I was hoping to get because there was a hell of a lot of long-term growth?
Rejected because it didn't pay as much as I need, and they couldn't risk my [already tenuous] financial stability just because they wanted me so damn much.
At least I looked fabulous, we agreed we were eon the same page re: financial risk, and they're just as upset about losing me as I am losing them?
(I've been eating chocolate and drinking wine all afternoon...)
Looking fabulous and having them want you so badly may just be the nicest job offer collapse ever. In fact, we expect no less from you. No loss of superpowers, that. Just some economic kryptonite.
But it still sucks.
Geekman Addendum: check out the hot Spider-Woman av on BB!
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BiBunny
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Heh. I love me some Spiderwoman.
gypsy*seer
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BB ~ Love the new av...
Everyone else..count me in on the fuck-fest.
Everyone else..count me in on the fuck-fest.
BiBunny
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BB ~ Love the new av...
Everyone else..count me in on the fuck-fest.
Thank you!
And I'm sorry about the fuck-fest. For you and everyone else.
Sir_Winston54
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Well.Fuck.The job I was hoping to get because there was a hell of a lot of long-term growth?
Rejected because it didn't pay as much as I need, and they couldn't risk my [already tenuous] financial stability just because they wanted me so damn much.
At least I looked fabulous, we agreed we were eon the same page re: financial risk, and they're just as upset about losing me as I am losing them?
(I've been eating chocolate and drinking wine all afternoon...)
{{{Chocolate & Wine Hugs}}}
rida
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A fuck-fest would be done and over and you'll have to clean up.
Here it feels more like drowning in quick-sands: every time I think we have stopped sinking and grabbed a rope, it turns out the other end of the rope is caught in the sands too ...
Here it feels more like drowning in quick-sands: every time I think we have stopped sinking and grabbed a rope, it turns out the other end of the rope is caught in the sands too ...
midwestyankee
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Last spring, I bleached my hair to a lightish blonde. Then, I got bored with it and went back to light brown. After that, I decided I wanted my black hair back, but I wasn't sure if I should do it because I was afraid it'd make me look old. So I started going down a shade at a time.
The last time I had it dyed, I went medium brown (as can be seen in my profile pic). I'm in dire need of another dye job now and am sorely tempted to just go straight to black, but I'm trying to be reasonable and talk myself into dark brown. Then, if that looks ok, I can go to brown-black and then true black from there.
But I want my black hair back, dammit! It wasn't my idea to get rid of it in the first place. *Whine*
/narcissistic Bunny rant
I'll trade you my remaining three that are all natural in color.
Keroin
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The job I was hoping to get because there was a hell of a lot of long-term growth?
Rejected because it didn't pay as much as I need, and they couldn't risk my [already tenuous] financial stability just because they wanted me so damn much.
At least I looked fabulous, we agreed we were eon the same page re: financial risk, and they're just as upset about losing me as I am losing them?
(I've been eating chocolate and drinking wine all afternoon...)
Well, that just sucks. Was that the last job on the table or are there more? Hang in there, CM...and keep the wine and chocolate cupboard stocked.
cfuhrer
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Words to live by. :nods:
My blurt:
I'm being punished for something. That's the only explanation.
I was up until 4 downloading a printer driver and arguing with the super-awesome-amazing (or so I'm told) online dashboard for my math class.
I can print, but the machine doesn't like to print multiple copies.
I can get the dashboard to open, but the window is empty. And I have an assignment due by midnight Sat.
Then at seven this morning there is industrial sounding tree trimming happening outside my window.
Yup. Punishment. Hope I at least had fun doing whatever transgression I committed.
CutieMouse
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Random comments re: personals ads.
(BTW - reading personals ads is a highly amusing way to pass the time when having trouble falling asleep.)
1) Why are men younger than me, describing themselves as "older for younger"?
2) Do men 40+ really think they're going to find ALL of the following attributes in one person age 18-25?
mature
porn star hot
no drama
able to intelligently discuss politics, current events, world issues, etc
slut in bed
suitable companion for executive level charity functions
trashy bikini lover
petite
huge tits
blond or redhead
low maintenance
ready to be spoiled
not a gold digger
I mean really... lets think about this...
3) handy tip - if your ad states that you're interested in women 18-99, odds are good you won't get much response.
(BTW - reading personals ads is a highly amusing way to pass the time when having trouble falling asleep.)
1) Why are men younger than me, describing themselves as "older for younger"?
2) Do men 40+ really think they're going to find ALL of the following attributes in one person age 18-25?
mature
porn star hot
no drama
able to intelligently discuss politics, current events, world issues, etc
slut in bed
suitable companion for executive level charity functions
trashy bikini lover
petite
huge tits
blond or redhead
low maintenance
ready to be spoiled
not a gold digger
I mean really... lets think about this...
3) handy tip - if your ad states that you're interested in women 18-99, odds are good you won't get much response.
Sir_Winston54
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Right. Ads have much more drawing power if they narrow it down and specify 21-73. 18-99 is just too wide a range.
DeepGreenEyes
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So true. Women change radically between 73 and 74. It's like the "freshman 15." I think it's called the "74 sag."
How about "You: between 18-25, 33-35, 39-47, 55-58 or 68-73. Hugely petite blond tits."
Porn star hot? I have seen some nasty-looking porn stars. If you're swinging for the fences...
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seela
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My sister-in-law dropped by last night to get some mushrooms from me, because I just had so many of them that I didn't know what to do with them.
She also told me she's currently reading 50 Shades - the translated version, because she wasn't sure she'd understand the terminology in English. She's read the first book now and told me I can get her part one if I want to read it. Yeeeeah, not so much.
I told her I'd rather read it in English if I want to read it in the first place. "But do you know what X, Y and Z are in English, there's a lot of BDSM related vocabulary that I never would have known if I had read it in English."
I said I'm pretty familiar with the vocabulary, and her eyes widened and I saw how something went PING in her head and her eyes started wandering from me to my boyfriend and back again.
So yeah, there's first family member who now knows what goes on in our home, other than us preferring an old fashioned male-lead relationship.
She also told me she's currently reading 50 Shades - the translated version, because she wasn't sure she'd understand the terminology in English. She's read the first book now and told me I can get her part one if I want to read it. Yeeeeah, not so much.
I told her I'd rather read it in English if I want to read it in the first place. "But do you know what X, Y and Z are in English, there's a lot of BDSM related vocabulary that I never would have known if I had read it in English."
I said I'm pretty familiar with the vocabulary, and her eyes widened and I saw how something went PING in her head and her eyes started wandering from me to my boyfriend and back again.
So yeah, there's first family member who now knows what goes on in our home, other than us preferring an old fashioned male-lead relationship.
graceanne
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Yeah, my littlest sister (the 18 year old) made a comment about how her sex life would shock me.
My goddaughter just laughed and said 'there is very little out there that [grace] hasn't either read about, written about, or done". I'm not sure she believes her, though, cause I'm old and stuff. What could I know about fun sex? lol
midwestyankee
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My favorite class of personals ad, at least lately, are the ones from "MrsABC" that state, "I'm only here to warn all the rest of you sluts that "MrABC" is not really single and he's my fucking husband."
Sir_Winston54
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I wonder if she realizes what she's implying about herself in the bolded phrase...
the captians wench
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I was looking over crieg's list for apartment/rental listings and wondered into the roommate area to find 3 different listings from 40+ males stating that they wanted:
20 something college female, able to cook. clean. watch children, preferably blond and good looking...
and ended with "I'm not a creeper"
Yeah dude, if you have to explain how you're not a creeper, odds are that you are.tonguetrap
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Missing..........
And you? Does it make you happy that I miss you? Hope so.I like to see you happy.........
And you? Does it make you happy that I miss you? Hope so.I like to see you happy.........
Hislittlesub
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Laundry done, apple crisp done, time to cum before kids come home? No
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