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naked party
Ok sounds good i'll hang out and see what's going on oh and hi to everyone
Ok sounds good i'll hang out and see what's going on oh and hi to everyone
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NekoParks
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Oh, and mind the wall. People tend to get stuck in it. Be sure to check out each others stories.
Enjoying the show Neko? Alright, shower then off to work for me.
Yes, thank you so very much... just fewer soap bubbles. They were obstructing the view. <Sigh> Absence will only sweeten the memory.
I have an open position in my household for a naked houseboy... the pay is lousy but the appreciation is priceless.
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Yes, thank you so very much... just fewer soap bubbles. They were obstructing the view. <Sigh> Absence will only sweeten the memory.
I have an open position in my household for a naked houseboy... the pay is lousy but the appreciation is priceless.
Stop it, you! Go and post a free assoc for me. My head is hurting after all that cat-fighting and I need one before I go Piglet-collecting.
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Yes, thank you so very much... just fewer soap bubbles. They were obstructing the view. <Sigh> Absence will only sweeten the memory.
I have an open position in my household for a naked houseboy... the pay is lousy but the appreciation is priceless.
Je suis un homme nu, Madame, a votre service...
SpikeLonginus
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... this is not where I parked my car. What am I doing here again? I forgot.
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It's the naked party. Drop your clothes and watch out for the wall. Don't even try to remember.
SpikeLonginus
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I am sitting my ass down in the hot tub and not moving an inch.
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Good boy! Now, do you have any albatrosses?
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Shut up, Tio! Poor Spike is new. Have a cup of tea, Spike, and simmer in the hot tub.
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Shut up, Tio! Poor Spike is new. Have a cup of tea, Spike, and simmer in the hot tub.
But he's a trouble-maker - Did you see what he started over on his intro thread???
Simmer? Getting into a gustatory form of anthropophagy now, Naoko?
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Sliding closer in the tub...Olaf... a beer or do you prefer something hot and warm... O' nubile one.
I believe you were invited/lured over with the promise of champagne.
Naoko, where did you put the champagne you set aside for the poor young man?Shut up, Tio! Poor Spike is new. Have a cup of tea, Spike, and simmer in the hot tub.
Hot tub sounds like a wonderful idea. It snowed here again this morning and I have errands to run. I am so looking forward to the arrival of the crocuses... croci... oh, whatever.
Off to write!
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For I am Spike, and you are the puppets that dance to my tune...
I mean, does anybody know where I can get my parking ticket validated?
I mean, does anybody know where I can get my parking ticket validated?
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Go to the kiosk and present three pics of yourself nude. They'll validate your stub there.
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I'll take care of your parking ticket, sweet buns. I'm sure I have the equipment to get it punched and stamped. Hey, hey... quit splashing so much... I'm beginning to think that you're trying to get away. LOL.
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I won't move unless you sit down on top of me. In which case I will move to the Artic circle in a bid to rid myself of other people's germs.
slyc_willie
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Nah, I'm only on top with women.
You must be one hell of a germophobe to have it extend across the Internet.
SpikeLonginus
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There's tons of nasty things you can catch here. A Trojan's NOT a big condom in this place, you know.
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Every time I sit in a hot tub, at least a few inches move . . . .
Please tell me more. I'm riveted...
Nah, I'm only on top with women.
You must be one hell of a germophobe to have it extend across the Internet.
Why play with boys when a man's around...
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Honestly, I've never used condoms. As far as catching things, the things I'd catch here I would probably want in the first place . . . .
Please tell me more. I'm riveted...
Yikes! Did you get too close to a construction site?
Why play with boys when a man's around...
How else are they supposed to turn into men?
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Migosh! I popped out to collect my Piglet and I come back to all sorts going on! The poor Dragon will be . I hope this hot tub is out the way when I come back in the morning to give him his cup of tea.
Anna, I have really come back to say a huge THANK YOU for sticking up for me in Spike's thread. I don't think I really got round to it before, it's been such a chaotic day.
Man I just popped back in Spike's thread, it is carnage! Spike, you are a newbie in a million, what a fabulous thread. We will need some spam to calm things down, so I can post breakfast for everyone there.
Ignore any demands for piccies. Here is a towel, you can climb out of the hot tub and have a cup of tea quietly with the Dragon, if he hasn't been scared off by Neko splashing so much!
all round,
Good night, darlinks (I said that in the Viennese accent of my new avatar - the original MILF). See you tomorrow!
. I hope this hot tub is out the way when I come back in the morning to give him his cup of tea. Anna, I have really come back to say a huge THANK YOU for sticking up for me in Spike's thread. I don't think I really got round to it before, it's been such a chaotic day.
Man I just popped back in Spike's thread, it is carnage! Spike, you are a newbie in a million, what a fabulous thread. We will need some spam to calm things down, so I can post breakfast for everyone there.
Ignore any demands for piccies. Here is a towel, you can climb out of the hot tub and have a cup of tea quietly with the Dragon, if he hasn't been scared off by Neko splashing so much!
all round, Good night, darlinks (I said that in the Viennese accent of my new avatar - the original MILF). See you tomorrow!
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Migosh! I popped out to collect my Piglet and I come back to all sorts going on! The poor Dragon will be
Anna, I have really come back to say a huge THANK YOU for sticking up for me in Spike's thread. I don't think I really got round to it before, it's been such a chaotic day.
Man I just popped back in Spike's thread, it is carnage! Spike, you are a newbie in a million, what a fabulous thread. We will need some spam to calm things down, so I can post breakfast for everyone there.
Ignore any demands for piccies. Here is a towel, you can climb out of the hot tub and have a cup of tea quietly with the Dragon, if he hasn't been scared off by Neko splashing so much!
Good night, darlinks (I said that in the Viennese accent of my new avatar - the original MILF). See you tomorrow!
The boys were splashing... not me. I'm still trying to get the water out of my ears.
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