Radiohead
You look so tired-unhappy
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Who's she?
How well do you do the sex?
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Who's she?
MelissaBaby
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Call me old fashioned, but I like to think the actual dick is the good stuff.
Radiohead
You look so tired-unhappy
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I've found it works more than fine. I guess hence my confusion.
lovetoread
hello daddy
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one does not need an actual dick to do the sex
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Bookishleigh
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Not a casual hook up and I'm the she.
And what a bunch of judgmental Judys. Go get laid or something (with or without accessories - I don't care).
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MelissaBaby
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I'm sure it's quite capable, but I don't believe it can be in more than one place at a time.
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Bookishleigh
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If you all start telling me I don't need a clit I am smacking the kool-aid out of your hand.
lovetoread
hello daddy
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one does not need a clit to do the sex
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Bookishleigh
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CupCakes90
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I don't know how to really rate my skills other than saying I have had lots of people come back for more and it's been pretty clear that they've gotten to the happy ending.
lovetoread
hello daddy
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when the day comes that the penis can vibrate on its own, then i'll give up my toys
pensivepoet
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I like my sex toys to be human, just saying...
*Raises hand*
TwinkleStars
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They would watch and most likely clap when I'd do a particularly difficult dismount.
I've never had any complaints and they'd usually want more or to keep going.
So, I've been told.
spacekowboy
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My moves...
AlotLikePsyche
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There's room for improvement
Considering the massive, soul-crushing pit of disappointment and despair that immediately follows most of my sexual encounters, I'd say there's room for improvement. Self-loathing, failure to communicate, inability to trust, are the likely culprits.
Considering the massive, soul-crushing pit of disappointment and despair that immediately follows most of my sexual encounters, I'd say there's room for improvement. Self-loathing, failure to communicate, inability to trust, are the likely culprits.
Noor
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Handsonyou
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I believe that I am good at it.
Very attentive to pleasure and figuring out likes and desires. Can go the slow, sensuous teasing route for hours to the raw, throw you on the bed, pick you up and fuck you standing or against the wall.
MonaLittle
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thør
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Come over. Please?
Humor belongs in the bedroom.
Or on the kitchen table, or the stairs, or back deck, or.........
spacekowboy
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Come over. Please?
No point really, you've just seen the best I have to offer.
ImSinister
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I have forgotten. I let you know when I finally get to do it again . . .
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