Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

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At the gym, Joan's outfit was tiny
Displaying her oh so fine heiney
It was short, and so tight
 
At the gym, Joan's outfit was tiny
Displaying her oh so fine heiney
It was short, and so tight
That try as they might
 
At the gym, Joan's outfit was tiny
Displaying her oh so fine heiney
It was short, and so tight
That try as they might
Their thoughts strayed to sixty-niney :)
 
She went out on a shoe shopping spree
Bought four pairs and got one for free
Her dress was so short
 
She went out on a shoe shopping spree
Bought four pairs and got one for free
Her dress was so short
It was easy to thwart
 
She went out on a shoe shopping spree
Bought four pairs and got one for free
Her dress was so short
It was easy to thwart
attention of salesmen dressed in khaki.
 
Her smile had him flustered
but all his courage he mustered
and asked for a dance
 
Her smile had him flustered
but all his courage he mustered
and asked for a dance
But the lump in his pants
 
Her smile had him flustered
but all his courage he mustered
and asked for a dance
But the lump in his pants
Ruined her dress with man-custard!
 
Our embarrassed hero ran screaming
In his pants he was still creaming
He started to cry
 
Our embarrassed hero ran screaming
In his pants he was still creaming
He started to cry
When it ran out his fly
 
Our embarrassed hero ran screaming
In his pants he was still creaming
He started to cry
When it ran out his fly
Then sighed with relief - he'd been dreaming!
 
His dream girl became a nightmare
When she tied his balls to a chair
Then she pulled out a hammer
 
His dream girl became a nightmare
When she tied his balls to a chair
So scary was she
 
:eek: Sticky!

His dream girl became a nightmare
When she tied his balls to a chair
He tried to stand
 
His dream girl became a nightmare
When she tied his balls to a chair
Then she pulled out a hammer
He only managed a stammer
 
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