lovemonster
Living life to the full!
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My tummy.
It hurteth.
{{{Appy}}} want me to rub it?
*nods and pouts*
But it moved.
*turns around*
Mah buttcheeks.
Thems hurteth now, too
Well sweetness, I'll rub or kiss whatever you need to make you feel better
I'm in the 'feel better bidness."
I hope you feel better soon, you beauty, you!
*giggles* my beautiful Kaybutt, i never realised your fingers had a latexy knobbly end to them...*wriggles backward*
You sure are, sweetness, you sure are...*huggles you tight, beaming happily to see you*
Aw, how can i not, when i'm being so effortlessly lined *giggles*
*jingles those keys*
That Sounds Like Chewbacca Taking A Shit!
You are SO not being lined
It's not me who you need to dangle keys in front of. That man with the burr...he's the one wot needs em dangled. So dangle away in front of him Appy lol I'm sure he'll enjoy it (we're still talking keys, right?)
ps...I have the ribbed one if you prefer that lol
You singing again?
*giggles and records you*
I'm gonna use this to scare neighbourhood children on halloween.
*throws a pumpkin at you*
*floats up in the sky with her beautiful fairy type loveliness and flaps over to a bunch of pidgeons and points them over to danthemeanman*~ducks the pumpkin with his ninja skills and decides to be nice to appy cause her "belly" hurts~
~slowly walks out~
~throws down a bunch of marbles infront of her feet and pushes her forward before leaving~
POOF
Nope, my pidgeons can find you ANYWHEREEEEEEEEEEE!no no no you cheated if I already poofed you can't get me kinda like how mario saves the "princess" but the real princess is in anothe castle? yea cheater!
Nope, my pidgeons can find you ANYWHEREEEEEEEEEEE!
They alternate reality travel pidgeons *nods*
You're the cheaterrrrrrr! Chewbacca eater!!
YOU'RE A CHEWBACCA EATER! and your pidgeons suck
~storms off~
*swings on my clouds watched as you trip on your own marbles and fall over, bird crap dripping off your head*
*laughs so much I fall off but land prettily on my two feet*
*waves a magic apkins wand over your head*
I deem you...the non winner foreverrrrrrrrrrrrr!!
I win!!
*waddles over to Dan*
*looks up*
Good help you are.
They said only way I can turn back to apkins, is if a huamn male kisses me, not hairy bigfoot!
*pecks your shin til you fall over in pain and waddles off*