Magnetron
Deep Under Groundhog
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- Feb 12, 2014
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Hurricane Eyer
For real
Run for cover
There's a storm a'brewin
Get out of his path of ruin
Or feel the wrath of Hurricane Eyer
Surreal
For sure
Deadly as an Old Testament pillar of fire
Killer force of nature
Everyone from the state capitol to Big Sur
Knows Eyer really blows
Tumbling rough
Causing harm
Blows the billy goat's
Gruff right across the farm
Knocking the henhouse into the pig sty
Sucks my big black cock
Feathers and all
High up in the sky
And as if that wasn't enough
I ask the Lord
Who seems to have me by the scruff
( or the ball sack )
Why have you forsaken me
Taken my crops
Refuse to give them back?
Listen here, says Jehova
Eyer is no different from a super nova
Full of hot air
Noxious gas
Ready to explode
Reaching critical mass
Quite the obnoxious load
And every so often
Blowhards like him need to vent and soften
Taking themselves way too seriously
So delirious
He is imperious
A goose stepping armpit fart saluting Nazi
Furiously dictating to everyone living in his city
Blowing open the door into summer
Like a Schwarzenegger driving a Hummer
Larger than life in his own mind
A Paul Bunyan with a calloused rump
Superior in every way to his own kind
Yet dumber than tree stump
Listen to him thump his Bible
Grind the dull axe
Spew the same ole libel
A hurricane on the way
Bringing the pain
In the form of a migraine today
As I read what little is on his brain
That he can't post in nothing less than a 10,000 word essay
Let the horses out of the barn
Before this Arnie wannabee
Not so sly Stallone
See red and beats them dead silly
And craps up yet another thread
While we raps willy nilly about topics
Still he can't wrap his head around
Continuing to fuck the same dead filly
Right up the ass
Oh, shit - I had the gall
To break two forum rules with one stone
With any luck
This rap session too shall pass
As the faded winds of this flabby flabbergasted mass
Are downgraded into the usual jaded
Topical depression known as
Eyer
For real
Run for cover
There's a storm a'brewin
Get out of his path of ruin
Or feel the wrath of Hurricane Eyer
Surreal
For sure
Deadly as an Old Testament pillar of fire
Killer force of nature
Everyone from the state capitol to Big Sur
Knows Eyer really blows
Tumbling rough
Causing harm
Blows the billy goat's
Gruff right across the farm
Knocking the henhouse into the pig sty
Sucks my big black cock
Feathers and all
High up in the sky
And as if that wasn't enough
I ask the Lord
Who seems to have me by the scruff
( or the ball sack )
Why have you forsaken me
Taken my crops
Refuse to give them back?
Listen here, says Jehova
Eyer is no different from a super nova
Full of hot air
Noxious gas
Ready to explode
Reaching critical mass
Quite the obnoxious load
And every so often
Blowhards like him need to vent and soften
Taking themselves way too seriously
So delirious
He is imperious
A goose stepping armpit fart saluting Nazi
Furiously dictating to everyone living in his city
Blowing open the door into summer
Like a Schwarzenegger driving a Hummer
Larger than life in his own mind
A Paul Bunyan with a calloused rump
Superior in every way to his own kind
Yet dumber than tree stump
Listen to him thump his Bible
Grind the dull axe
Spew the same ole libel
A hurricane on the way
Bringing the pain
In the form of a migraine today
As I read what little is on his brain
That he can't post in nothing less than a 10,000 word essay
Let the horses out of the barn
Before this Arnie wannabee
Not so sly Stallone
See red and beats them dead silly
And craps up yet another thread
While we raps willy nilly about topics
Still he can't wrap his head around
Continuing to fuck the same dead filly
Right up the ass
Oh, shit - I had the gall
To break two forum rules with one stone
With any luck
This rap session too shall pass
As the faded winds of this flabby flabbergasted mass
Are downgraded into the usual jaded
Topical depression known as
Eyer
